Warning - Naughty Women ;)
Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009 (originally uploaded as 10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)) is a video in which Chris uses his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he is a homosexual. The video also further proves the fact that Chris lacks the ability to separate reality from fantasy since he tries to pass a drawing off as a photograph.
Original YouTube Description
Warning - Naughty Women. ;)
See Original, uncensored Drawing at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:CWCMenajAQuad.jpg
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Hmm, Captain's Loooog. The tenth of October, 2009. Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state...THE update [dramatic glasses removal] that will be on the CWCipedia tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that. Good viewers.
Now, for those who DAYARE continue to mislabel me as dang GAAAAAAAY homosexual or bisexual, uggh... [shakes head] I'm straight. I. Am. Straight. [Chris approaches the camera by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his sneering face] And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosetsual or anything like that, would I not would I be having sex [angles camera down and shoves CWCRockin4Way.jpg fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's man breasts] with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women, and you know what? The one in the middoo is half-and-half!
[Chris points camera back at his enraged face] I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls! [sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself]
Thank you very much [flashes peace sign] and have a good day. [bends down to the controller to halt recording]
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