Chris's Big Night Out
On 12 June 2009, at a local restaurant/bar, Chris broke his 27 year period of abstaining from alcohol and had a sip of Long Island Iced Tea. Chris reportedly tried the drink because he saw Marge Simpson try it in an episode of The Simpsons, and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink. Note that when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction when he swallows his navy.
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| “ | Mmm! Goes down salty. | ” |
Transcript
Unidentified female voice: So... So what do you have right now Chris?
Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
Unidentified Male voice: Say that one more time?
Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
Unidentified Male voice: Alright, rocket. (Rock it?)
Unidentified Female voice: Okay!
(Chris sips a tiny amount of Long Island Iced Tea)
Unidentified Female voice: What do you think of it?
Chris: Goes down salty.
Unidentified Female voice: Kinda salty?
Chris: Yep. -pause- Uh, it's pretty tasty.
Unidentified Female voice: Yeah.
Unidentified Male voice: Alright.
Unidentified Female voice: So... Look excited! -laughs- You don't look very excited!
Reaction
| “ | BTW, IF HE ENDS UP FUCKING A GIRL FROM THIS, NO MATTER HOW DRUNK SHE IS, NO MATTER HOW IMPAIRED HER JUDGMENT IS, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE SHE REMEMBERS, I WILL DESTROY THIS PLANET WITH MY ANGER. | ” |
The reaction from the PVCC, needless to say, has been one of shock. Chris? Drinking alcohol?
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