CWC Update 1 July 2009

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Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor Billy Mays. His alibi was that he was at his cousin Jonathan Carey's wedding. He explains that he was forced to say that Billy Mays was the mayor of CWCville because of BlueSpike.

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(sigh) Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009. I uh am recording this video to uh relenquish the false...ly- the false, stupid rumors of me having an- anything to do...with uh the death, with the recent death of Billy Mays. *Sigh* I'se...[Voice becomes unnaturally high-pitched] It's such a slanderous lie you go- itha, it's because somebody dies you go blame it on the nearest per- you just go blame it on the nearest person...it just tickes me off. And anyway, I was actually at my cousin's wedding, Jonathan Carey, Jonathan Carey, in Red Oak, Virginia. You can look him up. I was there the weekend. You can even talk to my Uncle Raymond who lives nearby.

Ugh, and anyway the cause of his deck, and I read this to you from a printout from his Wikipedia page (and I quote) "On Jula- On June 29th after an initial autopsy on Mays' body, Doctor Vernard Adams [pronounced Venard by Chris] the Hillsborough County, f...Floor-duh bedical examiner stated that m- he suffered from hypertensive heart disease and that a heart attack was the likely cause of his death. I had nothin' to do with it. So QUIT THE FALSE RUMORS.

And anyway, as for the past doc- the past statment that I did on a video- I did on the video upon the mayorship: He, Billy Mays, was never the mayor of CWCville, NEVER THE MAYOR. I was lying out my ass when I said that because I was being blackmailed, DURN' THE JULIE FIASCO, CURSE THAT LIL' THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BRAT. *Sigh* depress...depress...Soo...there you go. That's it. THAT'S IT. Alright? And I am thinking more about the comics, I'm drawing more, so, leave me alone. Let me be. I'm trying to find myself- trying d' complete my life sass as well especially finding the woman to be my sweetheart. Have a good day, peace.

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