Warning - Naughty Women ;)
Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009 (originally uploaded as 10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)) is a video in which Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual, and specifically points out that one of them is "half-and-half" to refute accusations of racism. Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a picture he did of some naked ladies. Real mature, Chris.
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Warning - Naughty Women. ;)
See Original, uncensored Drawing at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:CWCMenajAQuad.jpg
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Hmm, Captain's Loooog. 10 October 2009. Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state...THE update [dramatic glasses removal] that will be on the CWCipedia tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that. Good viewers.
Now, for those who DAYARE continue to mislabel me as dang gaaaaay, homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... [shakes head] I'm straight. I. Am. Straight. [Chris approaches the camera by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his sneering face] And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosetsual or anything like that, would I not would I be having sex [angles camera down and shoves CWCRockin4Way.jpg fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's man breasts] with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women, and you know what? The one in the middoo is half-and-half!
[Chris points camera back at his enraged face] I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls! [sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself]
Thank you very much [flashes victory sign] and have a good day. [bends down to the controller to halt recording]
Origin of the three ladies
The three women in Chris's drawing share an uncanny resemblance with the band members playing with him in his virtual band. In the video Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud, we see Chris playing Guitar Hero. On the screen, he's the guitarist, the Niggo is the drummer, the Half-and-Half is the signer and the Aryan blonde is be the base player. So, yes, Chris is building his virtual harem.
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