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Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]</ref> Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black [[boyfriend-free girls]] who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion". To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's psychiatric examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin. | Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]</ref> Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black [[boyfriend-free girls]] who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion". To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's psychiatric examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin. | ||
Revision as of 03:35, 1 December 2009
Niggos is one of Chris's many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people.
Origin of the word "niggo"
His only known use of the term was in the 03 March 2009 chat where BlueSpike coerced him into saying "BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done (you know, refused to say the N-word, said "N-word" or "blacks" or "African Americans" or some similar term, bleep himself out, or just not be a retard and end the conversation) he chose to coin a retarded and offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal.
It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's faggotry, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing "Don't trust them new niggers over there" on his own will. So much for respecting the minorities.
As of now, Chris never again used the word "niggo", and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. However, "niggo" is still considered a CWC-ism, and is classified as a CWC-neologism.
"No Darkies"
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Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". That doesn't make him a non-racist, however.
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Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a sweetheart includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.[1][2] Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black boyfriend-free girls who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion". To their faces.[3] Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin.
Some may argue, if excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential heartsweets is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Quite possibly, it could be rather considered an act of racism and discrimination against white women, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's possible victims of stalking and harassment. (Chris also stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them JERKS. This once more proves that Chris hates the white race.)
Niggos in Chris's life
There were some 12-15 year old black kids who frequented The GAMe PLACe. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.[4]
Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered, "I mean your face down monster..."[5]
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Parental influence
Given that his father Bob Chandler grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only one white guy and the two waterboys were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, Barack Obama would "paint the White House black."
I'm not racist
Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote", but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can help him get his inane and idiotic video game made. However, he does genuinely like two black people: Kenan & Kel.
Also, Chris has probably never been told that the voice of Sonic in the animated series that he loves so much was Jaleel White (AKA Steve Urkel), a black man. If someone told him this, he would probably deny it. However, given that Chris managed to get respect for Stephen Fry...
Improved race relations?
An image leaked on 26 September 2009 showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the Captain's Log of 10 October 2009, Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is "Half And Half" (mixed ancestry). This proves us that, even if he's ready to touch the genitals of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.
It seems that the futility of his love quest has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for Sarah Jackson), and red heads (as he did with Ivy).
Niggos in the Comic
In the Sonichu Comics most black characters are villains who try to thwart Chris and his hedgehogs at every turn. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race related jokes.
B-Manajerk
A villain based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black – the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other Manajerks. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the Jerkhief, because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.
Barack Obama
A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. Bob told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris believed as being a real rumor, approved of, and then illustrated within the pages of Sonichu 8. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a turban strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a Muslim, just because his middle name is "Hussein". Chris later removed the joke after Obama won the election but he probably only did that so his fans wouldn't think he was unpatriotic because he respects Obama now.
Black Sonichu/Blachu
A villain turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later changed to Blake) was originally a villain who later switched sides probably so that Chris would look less racist because he's a clone recolor of Shadow the Hedgehog. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite (stereo)typical. He was brought to the CWCverse against his will, and Reldnahc (a white boy) quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Black then proceeds to steal a white pink woman (Rosechu) and later an precious stone (Legendary Master Sunstone). Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while not being able to figure how to defend properly. Before his name change several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist (including Wild's "I was following this black guy on a board..." comment). To Chris's credit, Blake becomes a positive character later, and even scores an interracial relationship with Bubbles Rosechu. Though the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of CWCville, and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty.
CADD Chef
A villain based on Christian's actual Computer Aided Drafting & Design teacher, Kene Meniru, at Piedmont Valley Community College. Meniru gave Chris a F in real life (probably for Chris's "geinus" building designs) and is portrayed as a jerk who always complains about the buildings in Cwcville. Given how bad Chris is at drawing the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Kene Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only black cartoon character he was familiar with, even though that character had no other similarity to Mr. Meniru than the color of his skin.