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{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES and NOT TO MOST [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl", 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]<ref name="ed">http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821</ref>}} | {{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES and NOT TO MOST [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl", 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]<ref name="ed">http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821</ref>}} | ||
'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''. Chris describes it in an ED edit as his "[[love | '''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''. Chris describes it in an [[ED]] edit as his "[[love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit. | ||
It's worth noting that the Backstreet Boys were a deliberately [[homos|homoerotic]] act, and before they were famous, they were called The Backdoor Boys. | It's worth noting that the Backstreet Boys were a deliberately [[homos|homoerotic]] act, and before they were famous, they were called The Backdoor Boys. | ||
Revision as of 17:02, 21 June 2010
| “ | Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, lonliness [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that Witch Bitch, I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the SALTY, AGGRESSIVE, and TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES and NOT TO MOST MEN type of MAN that I AM. | ” |
| Chris commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl", 11 November 2007, ED edit[1] | ||
"So Need a Cute Girl" is the first track off Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. Chris describes it in an ED edit as his "sweetheart search theme song."[1] It is arguably his greatest hit.
It's worth noting that the Backstreet Boys were a deliberately homoerotic act, and before they were famous, they were called The Backdoor Boys.
Song
| So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only | |
| Stardate | August 2003 |
| Subject Matter |  Music,  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special |
next So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video |
Lyrics
[sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"]
Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!
Without a fire,
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
And I see the ladies walking
Along one by one,
And I never wanna hear,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! *
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I ain’t never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"**
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
(Tell me why)
I so need a cute girl my age!
(Tell me why)
I ain't never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice,
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!
And I have no fire,
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…
Stuck as a virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
(Tell me why)
I so need a cute girl my age!
I ain’t never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
I so need a cute girl my age!
I ain’t never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Never say it, now!
* In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."
** In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of his ED edits, these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"[2]
Music video
| So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video (Featuring Performance of "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend") | |
| Stardate | 20 December 2004 |
| Subject Matter | Music, Sex
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy, Crazy
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| Shirt |  The Classic
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Sp Meed a Cute Girl, Audio Only |
next So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance |
Filmed in December 2004 to promote Christian's Love Quest. Don't miss the rare B-side track, "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend"
Introductory notes
Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler, age 22 at this time. I'll be 23 on February 24th, 2005. [clears throat] Eh, anyway, uh, for over a year, now, I've, uh, been trying to attract an 18-to-22-year-old boyfriend-free girl—18-to-21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been tryin' for over a year to attract a girl—boyfriend-free girl—and I have failed.[Chris sits on the floor] And, you know, when you got—when you have so much—so many failures at this time, [Chris pets his Menchi plushie] you can't help but feel sad, you know? And depressed? And here it is, about Christmastime, and, well, all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend-free girl. And, a'course, uh, during the time, I have, uh, been a—trying, I written a few songs, about my, uh, Love Quest. And, so, for now—for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh, two a'—two a'my songs. [clears throat and stands up] First one I'm gonna sing is one I've, uhh, made up first, wri'en my own lyrics to, into a tune to this song. By the way, [points to Sonichu medallion around neck] this, here, is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. [???] just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term. Anyway, here's my first song, called "So Need A Cute Girl."
[Performs songs]
[Chris sighs] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler—by the way, you can call my Chris in public—and... thank you.
Live performance
| So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance | |
| Stardate | 12 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Music, Sex
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| Performance Style | Crazy, Drunk
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| Shirt |  The Referee
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| Other |  Live
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video |
next Harvey Birdman Commercial |
On 12 July 2009, one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving their first public performance (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.
Transcript
(Fervently grabs crotch at the end) LADIES, ALL HANDS ON ME. (There are no takers, just laughter)
Covers
| So Need a Cute Girl, cover | |
| Stardate | 30 June 2009 |
| Made By |  Liquid Chris
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| Subject Matter | So Need a Cute Girl |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| Harry D. and The PVCC Girls - "So Need a Cute Girl" cover | |
| Stardate | 19 July 2009 |
| Made By | dadatsointsoin |
| Subject Matter | So Need a Cute Girl |
| Video Type | Song Cover |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| So Need a Cute Girl, cover | |
| Stardate | 25 July 2009 |
| Made By | AngusHiggens |
| Subject Matter | So Need a Cute Girl |
| Video Type | Song Cover |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| So Need a Cute Girl, cover | |
| Stardate | 01 December 2009 |
| Made By | KennylovesArin |
| Subject Matter | So Need a Cute Girl |
| Video Type | Song Cover |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
Sauces
See also:
- All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend
- Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
- Virgin with Rage
- Chris's Big Night Out II
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