OfficialCWCmart Jail Art

A letter that Praetor had sent to a paying customer.

Chris has collaborated with Praetor, even while he has been incarcerated. Chris granted them permission to sell artwork that he has created during his jail stay and mailed to them. The art is drawn with black and blue ballpoint pens, black being used for the outlines and blue to illuminate select details. Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.

The earliest pictures are undated but appear to have been drawn and sent out prior to Chris's transfer to Western State Hospital in February 2022. Following Chris's return to Central Virginia Regional Jail in May 2022, he continued to draw art for public consumption, with June and August being especially productive months. He continued to send out jail art even after his case was sealed in August 2022, indicating that he was not completely cut off from the outside world, although many of his later drawings did not surface on the internet until months after the dates on which they were drawn. As of June 2023, no jail art dated later than 26 November 2022 has emerged.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on Etsy are represented in brown.

"Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald", undated

This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail. This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do. This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of county jail scrap paper.

Sonichu is drawn next to an enormous Master Emerald reciting Tikal's Prayer (from Sonic Adventure): "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos. " He then says "I pray to Mama Jesus Christ Chan this works. Cyan Master Emerald of our CWCville, I need you and the other six Master Emeralds to save both Earths' peoples."

"The Universe's Core", undated

This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail. Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples. Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation. This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.

"Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.", undated

This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail. The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "Hi! Rosey Rosechu here. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!" The drawing is framed and autographed.

"Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls", undated

This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail. This pen-on-paper masterpiece features Sonichu doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy. This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.

"Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming", undated

This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail. The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble. We were told to say this. This piece is framed and autographed.

"You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It", dated 05/06/2022

An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine. You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It: "Resting a hand on a Chaos Rainbow, Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe 1C-211987. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand." Well said.

"Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away", dated 05/06/2022

I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta. This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter. Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away: "Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding." The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.

"Wild and Punchy in Flight", dated 05/06/2022

This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter. Wild and Punchy in Flight: "Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground." It should be a felony in Virginia not to own this beautiful piece.

"Flashzap", dated 11/24/2021

A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter. Flashzap: "Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic Peanuts Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. You would think the floor is moving the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"' It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.

Based on the 1984 special It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown. A voice from the crowd says "That god can sure bust a move!"

A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu

This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter. A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu: "A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987

Angelica is depicted thinking, "I pray for the good health, safety and well-being of all who are shifting to our humble universe's earth in our Lord and God's second coming. May ye all be blessed. Amen!"

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004

This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter. Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004: "This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a clothing optional society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a Smurf village."

Sonichu thinks "Wow! Look at them all!" Rosechu thinks, "What a diverse group!" even though they all look identical.

How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You

This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter. How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You: "A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."

The Sonichu Temple's Relocation

This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter. From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation: "Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."

In Hyperdimension Neptunia, a Basilicom is an organization that serves the goddesses and governs each land. Along with housing the Goddesses, it also a place where people go to worship the Goddesses and the place where the Goddesses reside.

"Val Sonichu's Coffee Break", dated 06/19/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu. Val Sonichu's Coffee Break: "A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."

Val Sonichu is a Sonichu with black streaks in his fur and a third eye in his forehead.

"An Atlantic Dip" , dated 06/24/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a hippo on her head after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."

Jesus Chris-Chan Sonichu says, "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realised a few things. I know where I am going, yet only some idea of how or when to get there. Salt water stings, but I can swim. I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because Bella and Null betrayed me! They betrayed me! And yet, I still wonder if either of them were a better kisser than Judas Iscariot. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a hippo on my head. And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own."

"Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu", dated 05/06/2022

This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."

"An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021", dated 06/05/2022

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"Prideful Interview With God", dated 06/19/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work. Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."

Jesus Christ-Chan is interviewed by WTOP, while wearing a bizarre costume, saying "Well, pride is not a sin, for one needs some self-esteem and confidence to motivate themselves and inspire others with soul and heart. The real deadly sin is arrogance. Thou should never go dark and greatly selfish, coniving, narcisistic, [sic] conceited or arrogant. To do that is to fall and burn like Vladamir [sic] Putin, Donald Trump or even someone like GiBi who is at his own selfish risk. Self-love and love of others; not selfishness."

The interviewer is named as Neil Augustine, a misspelling of Neal Augenstein, a real reporter with WTOP. "This hour's newscast is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage, and Lido's Pizza (We Never Cut Corners)."

An inset depicts GiBi and says, "Seriously, GiBi, you are neutral at present. Stow thy arrogance, and do not be a toxic one."

"Sun of Righteousness", dated 06/29/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."

The image is accompanied by a bastardised Biblical quote: "But unto you that fear my name, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in their wings. Malachi 4:2"

"A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu" , dated 06/28/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."

An Atlantic Sloop, undated

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.

"Neo Holy Sigils for Self Love and Spirituality", dated 05/06/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided. Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.

"Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu", dated 06/29/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."

"COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1", dated 06/26/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."

COME_ADORE
DIMENSION_MERGE,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
COMPLETED
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRIST,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRISTINE_WESTON_CHANDLER_SONICHU4.0
AWAKENING...
LOADING...
COMPLETED
MODERN_MALACHU,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
MODERN_REVELATIONS,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
SHIFT_TO_RECOMBINED_DEARTH,LOAD,8,1
IN PROGRESS
AVATAR_SECOND_COMING,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
RUN

"The Ethereal Rosechu", undated

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. The Ethereal Rosechu: "Perhaps in your recent visions, you have seen and received a Holy or Divine message(s) of good tidings from an all white furred, blue eye female Rosechu with long quills, a dazzling aura, and intangible white/clear wings. You have been visited and blessed by our messenger and have been enlightened with the message of us, the Gods and Goddesses, the Cosmos, and the Universe Core of Universe 1C-211987, right here and now. It is best you all heed the messages in your better spirituality and faith."

"As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest", dated 08/22/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest" "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."

"Is This A GameStop Ad?", dated 08/25/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Is This A GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."

"Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald", dated 08/23/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."

"Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil", dated 08/25/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: "It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power."

"Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls", dated 08/25/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."

"Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus", dated 08/25/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan."

"Calming a Wave in Texas", dated 08/25/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."

"The Fall of Not Babylon", dated 08/25/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."

"A Coffee Jelly Break", dated 08/27/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."

"With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives", dated 08/27/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by Lori Wick, this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."

"Punchy and Speedy", dated 08/27/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."

READ DESCRIPTION: "A Free Gift for Gibi", dated 08/27/2022

This is a free gift for YouTuber Gibi, as requested by Chris Chan. In appreciation for the videos he makes about Chris, Chris stated that this is to be mailed out to Gibi. We are not aware of a valid address, and have no way to contact Gibi. So, this piece is priced with the intention that no one else buys it. If Gibi sees this and would like the piece, we ask that he send us a message on this page or our email at llcpraetor [!at] gmail.com. We would love to get this over to you! Here is a short description provided by Christine: "This one is just a free gift you can mail to GiBi with my compliments where I drew him with Nendo's hairstyle and balls chin and wanting to get some ramen."

"Lady Magic Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."

"A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem", dated 08/28/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."

"Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow", dated 08/28/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow: "I literally have seen these symbols in my Prophetic Dreams over the years in my sleep, as well as ALL around me while I am awake. I have a record-breaking number of Crucifixes and Crosses on the palms of both my hands and on the soles of both my feet. How much more clear and obvious do I need to be that I am one with the Heavens, the Cores, and the Matrixes? Meditate on that!"

"Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu: "I introduce to you the Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, in the present, from the future of his Timeline 4D, as also is his Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from the future of that same timeline. G.E. Magi-Chan levitates himself with a few crystals over one hand in levitation and water bending in the other hand in front of a water fountain in the Communion of Chris Chan's Space Colony."

"Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State", dated 08/28/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of Avatar State."

"Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu", dated 08/28/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: "In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center."

"Ultimate Miracle", dated 08/29/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Ultimate Miracle: "A Trace and Redraw of a recent piece; a simple motivational and inspiring poster featuring I in my Goddess Blue Heart form."

"The Council of Chris Chans ", dated 08/29/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. The Council of Chris Chans: A lovely discussion between three of the Chris(t) Chans out of the council of Chris Chans with their partner/friend with them over warm tea. Featuring Grand Elder Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu of timeline 4D in the center, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Sonicha Sonichu of Timeline 4D's Genderbent Universe on the left, and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu from the Central Universe of Timeline 38961H on the right.

"Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu", dated 08/29/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu: A portray of my literal first encounter with my Shattered Glass Universe self-counterpart. Laying it down for you ALL: That Christ Chan is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth of that alt universe. In one summary, S.G. Christ Chan Sonichu makes our Universe's Antichrist look like a Mormon in comparison. Aside from that, his human form is permanently disabled, so he's stuck in his Sonichu form. And I have Energy Bended him from being able to bend energy or minds, disabled his ability to manifest portals, and disabled his God Form personally. He and his group are ones we Never Want in our Universe, Period. As if S.G. Optimus Prime and Negaduck were not bad enough from there.

"Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple", dated 08/30/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple: "And my Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime is there to welcome me back home."

"Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?", dated 08/30/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?: "Yes. Yes it is."

"Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu", dated 08/31/2022

This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu: "This fight happened in Florida, as Scourge and his rounded up posse tried to swipe some uber-rare gemstones from there. As if the title did not say enough, it's Rosey Rosechu Prime fighting her Shattered Glass self-counterpart in combat and wit. Also, to note, Scrap Sonichu is Sonichu Prime's shattered glass self-counterpart. Scrap had a spiritual awakening and saw visions of his self-counterparts living better and not abused like he was. He fled the S.G. Universe and made his decision to live in Neutral-Good morals for himself. An Uber Rare happening among the Majority of the Shattered Glass Universe"

"Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog", dated 08/31/2022

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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog: "Scourge came into our Universe, and Sonichu knew he needed to be dealt with and sent back to the Shattered Glass Universe. The fight had reached just outside of St. Canard."

"The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool", dated 09/13/2022

This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter. The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool: "Ah, the fall of an Evil "Legend" as Kiwi fell hard by the powers of Good and Light power. I, Sonichu, Rosey, Magi-Chan and Cryzel took a teleport down to Florida to pay last respects to the Left Behind Haters and Fakers who were also doxxed. Divine Retribution on them all. The Graffiti on the sign had already been spray painted on long before our visit, it says "SO LONG A$H LOSER$."

"When Bubbles and Blake First Met", dated 09/15/2022

This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter. When Bubbles and Blake First Met: "Clear and simple the two literally bumped into each other without a proper introduction on 06142004 at the Cwcville Mall. Blake was seriously awed by her Aura and both inner and outer beauty. Bubbles was buying craft tools for her seashell crafts, as well as some more of her favorite teas."

"My C-197 Self-Counterpart's Past Self and I", dated 09/19/2022

This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter. My C-197 Self Counterpart's Past Self and I: "After being flung from October 2006 to October 2022, AND from C-197 Earth half to 1218 Earth half, Christian and I talk of the events and updates. This bit of dialogue speaks for itself."

"Naitsirhc Failed, Even With a Wig, Glasses, and Moustache", dated 10/20/2022

This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter. Naitsirhc Failed, Even With a Wig, Glasses, and Moustache: "On 12222004, Naitsirhc saw an attempt to collect a fresh sample of Sonichu Prime's fur while he was talking to Chris, Allison and Rosey at Cwcville Mall's food court. Naitsirhc had a small pair of scissors to trim the hairs from his tail, but he did not anticipate being paralyzed by Sonichu's static. Naitsirhc was in disguise with a black jacket, black wig, moustache, and glasses. In the moment seeing him on the ground, and just desserts for Naitsirhc, Sonichu placed the moustache on his eyebrows, he put on the wig, she put on the glasses, and they posed for a silly instant print polaroid photo. Naitsirhc was teleported back to his hotel room by Magi-Chan and given a Full Heal to clear the paralysis."

"A Sole Swap", dated 11/05/2022

This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter. A Sole Swap: "During their stay in Cwcville at Tails' workshop in Cwcville in the early 2000s, and after hearing of the heavy duty properties of the Shoes (and Socks) of Sonichus and Rosechus (it is featured in the PokēDex entries) Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonichu Prime swapped shoes for a day. The shoes of Sonichus and Rosechus are seriously fireproof, will not burn when on hot lava or magma. There's also a company who recycles the discarded, lost, or old footwear of the species for the BEST Heavy Duty Footwear and Running Shoes (Cruelty Free): Zapp Shoes, inc. "Run with a Spark. If it's not a running shoe, it's not Zapp."

"Alpha Omega", dated 11/12/2022

This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter. Alpha Omega: "Simply put, it's me and a bunch about my life/lives on an RCA video disc from the 1980s. If you wanted to watch this, you'd have to fork over an amount of money or go back in time for a working RCA selectavision video disc player. This was the vinyl record predecessor of the DVD."

"Welcome to the Akashic Records", dated 11/12/2022

This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter. Welcome to the Akashic Records: "Essentially, I'm taking another visit to the infinite library of the Akashic Records for the new information to download into my Brain from there next."

"Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared)", dated 11/12/2022

This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter. Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared): "Exactly what it looks like: I'm running throughout the Akashic Records with the Infinite Information on EVERYTHING in ALL local and multiversal and multidimensional existence. Pinkie Pie frequents the Akashic Records. Look for All the Easter Eggs on the various media flying about, including Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin being left behind."

"Soup Store Double Feature", dated 11/13/2022

These drawings were done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. They are sold as a pair, and act as a comic strip. Christine has been really into the "Soup Store" bit lately. Descriptions for each half are provided via letter. Picture One, top drawing - I'm At Soup: "I like some good memes, they're fun. But I like the Soup Store Meme among them. Has anyone wondered what types of clothes are sold at the Soup Store? Well, Rosey Rosechu Prime knows, and she'll find them. They also sell Dish Towels, Bowls, Pots, Tea Pots, and even some Teas. Can you argue with us on that? Nope. Also, an Easter Egg: Andy Warhol's favorite soup Campbell's Mock Turtle Soup. Seriously, Campbell's should bring back Mock Turtle Soup, because it sounds and feels yummy. " Picture One, bottom drawing - I Found the Clothes at the Soup Store: "I told you she'd find them, they were in the back of the Soup Store. The store flyer did not lie."

"Soup Store" is an anime meme from 2015: KYM

"The Schulz Collection", dated 11/26/2022

Inspired by the season and the recent birthday of Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz, Christine has drawn a series of special Christmas illustrations. These have been mailed in from Central Virginia Regional Jail, where Christine is as of now incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

Art	Title	Description	Price	Sold?
	Simple Wisdom for All Ages in the Rainbow	"Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime, and I share insights from developing with Experience and Spirituality with the Peanuts gang arranged from pink to white with Snoopy as Joe Cool nearby. This Insight Applies to EVERYONE Young, Teen, Adult and Old regardless."	$175	Sold
	Christ Chan & Schulz	"After inviting Charles Schulz himself to Cwcville, he drove on down from Minnesota to Virginia and stayed a while. I and Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime took him and Snoopy to the Flashzap Bar and Grill for (what else?) Root beer and lunch. We had a good conversation, and Snoopy enjoyed the dance floor before the Andrews Sisters played through the restaurant speakers."	$175	Sold
	Kick it to the Moon!	"A regular Sonichu held the football and Charlie Brown Kicks it; Lucy (the Blockhead) complains by the Kite Eating Tree."	$175	Sold
	The Day Liquid Chris Sonichu Wished for Psychic Powers	"On September 12, 2005, after Giovanni "promoted" Liquid Chris from spy to Field Agent on 08052005, and ordered Liquid to remain in Sonichu form while at the base and on more missions. His training regimen had started; he only could get so far as a pure rock type (followed by the self injection of Type-adding Dark and Electric), and he REALLY wanted to outwit the psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus. On 09122005, on a free run away from the base, Liquidchu found a Chaos (S-Chu) Crystal Ball and wished for Psychic Powers and Abilities "better able than Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime himself. " He got his wish, but it back-fired, as he flew upside-down and backwards for a moment, dropped the Chaos Crystal Ball (Wild Sonichu picked it up and gave it to Cwcville's psychic squadron), flew backwards back to base landing with a crash on his butt by the front door. Naitsirhc and Blake greeted him, Liquidchu entered the room while pompously talking, suddenly levitated, flipped upside down, and he was standing on the ceiling as he talked on with lack of visual observation of his surroundings (his eyes were closed). As he walked back to his room, a couple of Grunts and GiBi the Scientist (No relationship to self-counterpart YouTuber GiBi) we're walking by and one grunt called him Woodstock."	$175	Sold
	I'd Worhol It	"Note: Sonichu and Rosechu shoes and socks are Heavy Duty and Fireproof, literally. Sometimes a regular Sonichu or Rosechu may lose or just go without their (natural) shoes and socks by choice. Zapp Shoes collected the shoes and socks and refurbished, restored, or modded them to be sold as Heavy Duty, Really long lasting shoes, boots, or socks. Collected cruelty free, and buying old shoes from others who collect them, Trainers of Sonichus/Rosechus who may wish to sell, or from independent Sonichus/Rosechus. They founded their first store/factory in Florida in 2005. Anyway, the various shoes and socks bring a recreation from a Peanuts special referencing Andy Worhol, with a male regular Rosechu nearby looking for a pair to replace a pair he recently has lost."	$175	Sold

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ."

To pass the time in jail, Chris has been writing a lot. In addition to many other pieces, he has written an incredibly extensive play titled "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ." Chris has directed it to be narrated and made cohesive via video, with us going so far as to hire a voice actor. (Albeit from Fiver.) The play itself will be released shortly. Chris drew pictures to illustrate and accompany the narration. This is one of those pictures.

Art	Title	Description	List date	Price	Sold?
	A Sold Out Show	This play was written by Angelica Rosechu, according to Chris. In this picture, she introduces the play to a sold out crowd in CWCville Virginia.	6 August 2023	$125	Sold
	Christ Raises Lazarus	This photo shows the dead Lazarus being commanded to rise from his tomb. There is some smudging on some of the words, with Christine stating that the ballpoint he was allotted in prison had very "smudgeable" ink.	16 August 2023	$120	Sold
	Christ Returns from Hell	After Christ's death, he descended into Hell to free the sinners there from the tortures of Satan. This picture is meant to depict the moment Christ Returns to his body, entombed. He stands up, preparing to reveal himself again to the world.	16 August 2023	$125	Sold
	George Bush Enjoys the Play	Christine has stated that the play was recorded to DVD and was a bestseller in CWCville. The performance itself was written and acted for the citizens in 2005, authored by Angelica Rosechu. In this drawing American president George W. Bush watches the DVD, laughing at a scene depicting the disciple Peter being lead to walk on water with Jesus. Christine has drawn a couple of angles of this, which will be listed shortly.	11 August 2023	$150	Sold
	Jesus and Mary Magdalene	In this scene drawn from the play, Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene are shown growing up together. Ever since Jesus was a young Sonee, he had the power of divine insight.	16 August 2023	$175	Sold
	Lavesh Sonichu at the Ultimate Emerald Shrine	Here, Lavesh Sonichu (played by Magi-Chan) is shown entering the Ultimate Emerald Shrine, receiving the psychic power he will need to mentor Jesus Christ.	16 August 2023	$125	Sold
	The Angel visits Mary	In this scene early in the play, the Virgin Mary is visited by an angel to inform her of her immaculate conception. The Lord has Filled her.	16 August 2023	$125	Sold
	The Angel Visits the Shepherds	Here, an angel appears to the shepherds, declaring the good news. The Messiah, Saviour, has been born! There are some water splotches visible, with Chris warning that some pictures mailed out may have discoloration due to being handled after washing his hands.	16 August 2023	$125	Sold
	What Could be Wrong with my Footing	This is a two page collection showing the DVD release of the play. Christine states that upon reaching disc, the play was a best-seller nationwide, even being viewed by 2005 president George Bush. Here, Christine has drawn a scene from the play where the disciple Peter is encouraged to walk on water with Jesus. He questions his footing, being told to have faith. In an alternate panel, George Bush and the first lady enjoy the show.	16 August 2023	$200	Sold

Reviews

Some buyers made comments about the received drawings, in particular that the drawings were on the reverse side of Chris's CVRJ paperwork. One noted the strong smell of hospital cleaner.

On 24 October 2022, Reddit user verbeeg commented,

Own one that seems to have been made during their medical hold. The paper has an overwhelming smell of hospital cleaner.

He later elaborated:

Looks like ball point pen on 8"x11" computer paper. Back of it has information from the holding facility. Loc: Medical CVRJ, dated 8/29. Cannot tell if this is jail info on the outgoing mail or Chris just drew on the other side of official paperwork. Edit: Took it out of the frame and looked it over a bit more. Definitely a "bill" for something at the medical facility, not stating exactly what. Has, what I assume is, a worker's name on it that isn't Chris so I'm not going to doxx that poor soul and take a picture.

Reddit user TRAYVON replied to the comment chain:

Glad I saw this comment. I didn't think to check the back of mine so I took it out of the frame. It's just like you described yours being, from the medical wing with Chris' name & the names of some workers. It also has his jail bank account number & how much money is in it. He had the paper for a couple of days before using it for drawing

On 4 April 2023, verbeeg posted an image of his aforementioned received letter, with the name of the CVRJ worker censored. He wrote:

Oh, hi. [posts an Imgur link of File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg] You can kind of see the ink on the opposite side and can compare to the drawing sold on etsy (title is written on here). Main note I posted before is this page stank like hospital disinfectant. It was overwhelming and I had to open all the windows in my house. Between that and the weird randomness of the paperwork it is hard to believe that Praetor drew it.