Plush Breasts
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Chris's pair of Plush Breasts is a pillow in the shape of human breasts and the color of Rosechu, purchased at the adult novelty section in the store Spencer's.[1] It normally resides by the right-hand wall of Chris's room as one enters the door, next to one of his racks of games and videos, but subtle changes in its orientation over time suggest that Chris has picked it up and used it for… something.
It first appeared in the middle of October 2009, in the War Paint Video. Spotting the breasts in Chris's YouTube rants quickly became a popular pastime among trolls.
While designed to be an adult novelty, something along the lines of a gag gift, there lies a possibility that Chris uses this as one of his sex toys. His "BANGIN' YOUR BREASTS" fantasy during the Kacey Phone Call lends itself to the suspicion that he might be using the plush tits for practice.
The plush breasts played a larger role in Pregnant Act, in which they were used to breastfeed a blue teddy bear, and a video Chris recorded concerning Breast Cancer Awareness.
It was considered for a while that they were likely to have been destroyed by the 14 Branchland Court fire, but after the events of 26 December 2014, where Chris strutted through GameStop while donning a stuffed shirt and My Little Pony sunglasses, people have speculated that either he has salvaged them, or bought a new pair.
Gallery of appearances
An early appearance in Chris's video review of Brutal Legend.
The breasts (and the Megatron pistol) in the War Paint Video.
Chris's tits look on as Chris's tits jiggle their way through 30 Push-Ups.
The plush breasts help celebrate the arrival of the copyright certificate.
Chris Chan Sonichu Action Figure!! (Plush Boobs sold separately)
Seen here actually being used for its intended purpose as a pillow.
From the Calling Out video series.
Again from the Calling Out series, seen two days later, showing signs of recent use.
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