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Captain's log, stardate January 17th 2010. | |||
I am here at this point recording this video to make it perfectly clear. Although it was a bit of a mistake with that last video I made, but you know what? Regardless of that video, I did- I should not have had to make such a video. because I can prove- I can just show ya'll the evidence, [''Chris grabs his camera and starts walking towards his tv''] that I have just read through the entire bunch of pages, of the- of Alec's Asperchu. Unedited, all fresh from the website, organized by page number, in my playlist. | |||
[''The camera shoots downwards, a list passes by it momentarily, before Chris's TV comes into focus. There appear to be an array of comic pages on screen, set against a horrendously gay purple background.''] | |||
First off to name a few things, there's- there are the obvious... dirty slanders! [''The cover of Asperchu 0 comes into focus on the TV''] And obvious references to which I mean the [[Obesity|old Buddha belly]], that I [[Lie|used to have]], exaggerated manboobs, and even the goatee I used to have- I had one time, and he makes them- and he makes his Asperchu character wear nearly every [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] I wear. Nearly every shirt! And a crappy copy of a medal! My shirts. | |||
[''Rhe cover disappears, and Chris scrolls through the list of comics, finally picking a page in which a man is talking to a dog that really doesn't look anything like [[Patti]].''] And then to make matters worse, he goes and be...smirches my old- my dog! By making a crap- by making a crappy cop- crappy copy of my dog! My- Patti will- the spirit of Patti will [[Chris and religion|have his soul for dinner tonight]]! she will be haunting your [[Dreams|nightmares]], Mr. Leary. | |||
[''Screen goes back to page selection, picking a page that has a picture of Asperchu's Take on Ian Brandon Anderson''] | |||
And of course, even including the unapproved recreation of my character, of my person, within his pages, as you can see right here. You can find all these on his Asperpedia. [''screen returns to page select''] that was issue C page 19 by the way. | |||
And then even worse! Starting on page C29 [''Chris selects the page with Metal Asperchu preventing Ian from shooting Asperchu''], he set me on fire! He set me on fire! [''Chris moves to the next page''] and in even worse, he mimicks (?) me on fire on page 30! I swear, if that ain't the [[Gun Comic|most outrageous thing]] that he has ever done against me. | |||
[''Back to page select''] but I could get, I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting of course with a few from his first book, of [[Sonichu 8|Of Graphic nudity or sexual reference]]! Even worse off, on page 10, while he's in a burger king! With all his god-damned homosexual references as well! | |||
[''Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. [[Fail|None of them contain any homosexual references]]. He then returns to the page select.''] And he's done a whole number of them I could read you a list off of. You can find these is- find these nude images on pages, zero, book zero pages 3 10 13 14 18 and book A 12 13 18 19 23 29. Book B 1 4 5 6 7 8 11 12 13 15 18 20 22 24 AND book C page 2! They put in so many, they put in so many homosexual references between book zero, B and one. | |||
And he uses Uncensored Swear words! Such as [''Camera swings back to Chris''] shit, and ass! In between all- in between all- his books! So many [[Chris and Hypocrisy|god-damned]] of those. And his A and B books, are anti-religious! Anti-religious! In those two books! That little son of a bitch, he's basically peeing on his own self. | |||
Now look, I'll admit I have done my little share of nudity within the comi- within my- within a few pages- within a couple of pages, but they were censored by either images of [[Lie|lemon for vagina, or bananas for dicks]]. And it was finaly- and that book was finally finalized and organized so it- appropriate for all those of ages, TV-Y7, and such. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Asperchu]] | *[[Asperchu]] | ||
Revision as of 05:15, 17 January 2010
Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke (officialy 01172010 - Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke) is a video uploaded by Chris in the early hours of 17 January 2010. After Chris finally changed his shirt, he decided to read every page of Asperchu and give a critique of Alec's comic. Surprisingly, it's not very favorable, and Chris spends almost ten minutes whining about all of the things he doesn't like about it, including a lot of stuff that Chris does in his own comic. He then threatens Mao, Alec, and Evan (but for some reason, not Sean) with the terrible might of his pastor (who disapproved of Vivian's book) and the FBI.
Chris also heavily implies that his dead dog is now some kind of evil spirit with the power to kill.
Video
| 01172010 - Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke | |
| Stardate | 17 January 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Asperchu Saga
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| Shirt |  Vert. Blue Gray
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Description
Obvious C.W.C. Slanders/References: -BIG BELLY -Man Boobs -Goatee -Glasses -wears MY shirts -Patti-Clone -Unapproved Recreation of myself -SETS ME ON FIRE in Book C, Pages 29 and 30!!!
Graphic Nudity/Sexual Images: Book 0 Pages 3, 10, 13, 14, 18, Book A Pages 12, 13, 18, 19, 23, 29, Book B Pages 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 22, 24, Book C Page 2
Homosexual References: Book 0 Pages 13, 14, 18, 20, 24, Book B Page 26, Book 1, Page 8, 9, 12, 14, 21
Non-Approved CWC/Sonichu Use/References: Book 0 Pages 19-24, Book B Pages 25-32, Book C and Book 1
Graphic Language: Book 0 Pages 3, 9, 12, 15, 17, 18, 24, Book A Pages 1, 7, 9, 13, 15, 17, 18, 20, 22, Book B Pages 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 18, 20, 28, Book C Pages 2, 3, 7, 19, 33 and Book 1
Anti-Religious: Books A and B
Transcript
Captain's log, stardate January 17th 2010.
I am here at this point recording this video to make it perfectly clear. Although it was a bit of a mistake with that last video I made, but you know what? Regardless of that video, I did- I should not have had to make such a video. because I can prove- I can just show ya'll the evidence, [Chris grabs his camera and starts walking towards his tv] that I have just read through the entire bunch of pages, of the- of Alec's Asperchu. Unedited, all fresh from the website, organized by page number, in my playlist.
[The camera shoots downwards, a list passes by it momentarily, before Chris's TV comes into focus. There appear to be an array of comic pages on screen, set against a horrendously gay purple background.]
First off to name a few things, there's- there are the obvious... dirty slanders! [The cover of Asperchu 0 comes into focus on the TV] And obvious references to which I mean the old Buddha belly, that I used to have, exaggerated manboobs, and even the goatee I used to have- I had one time, and he makes them- and he makes his Asperchu character wear nearly every shirt I wear. Nearly every shirt! And a crappy copy of a medal! My shirts.
[Rhe cover disappears, and Chris scrolls through the list of comics, finally picking a page in which a man is talking to a dog that really doesn't look anything like Patti.] And then to make matters worse, he goes and be...smirches my old- my dog! By making a crap- by making a crappy cop- crappy copy of my dog! My- Patti will- the spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! she will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.
[Screen goes back to page selection, picking a page that has a picture of Asperchu's Take on Ian Brandon Anderson]
And of course, even including the unapproved recreation of my character, of my person, within his pages, as you can see right here. You can find all these on his Asperpedia. [screen returns to page select] that was issue C page 19 by the way.
And then even worse! Starting on page C29 [Chris selects the page with Metal Asperchu preventing Ian from shooting Asperchu], he set me on fire! He set me on fire! [Chris moves to the next page] and in even worse, he mimicks (?) me on fire on page 30! I swear, if that ain't the most outrageous thing that he has ever done against me.
[Back to page select] but I could get, I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting of course with a few from his first book, of Of Graphic nudity or sexual reference! Even worse off, on page 10, while he's in a burger king! With all his god-damned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.] And he's done a whole number of them I could read you a list off of. You can find these is- find these nude images on pages, zero, book zero pages 3 10 13 14 18 and book A 12 13 18 19 23 29. Book B 1 4 5 6 7 8 11 12 13 15 18 20 22 24 AND book C page 2! They put in so many, they put in so many homosexual references between book zero, B and one.
And he uses Uncensored Swear words! Such as [Camera swings back to Chris] shit, and ass! In between all- in between all- his books! So many god-damned of those. And his A and B books, are anti-religious! Anti-religious! In those two books! That little son of a bitch, he's basically peeing on his own self.
Now look, I'll admit I have done my little share of nudity within the comi- within my- within a few pages- within a couple of pages, but they were censored by either images of lemon for vagina, or bananas for dicks. And it was finaly- and that book was finally finalized and organized so it- appropriate for all those of ages, TV-Y7, and such.
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