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And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.| Matthew 5:27-30, King James Version Bible}} | And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.| Matthew 5:27-30, King James Version Bible}} | ||
"'''Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions'''" (officially "'''Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions'''") is a video by [[Christian]], shot on 17 [[April 2009]]. It shows him apologizing to [[Ivy]] for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] and for any sexual videos and pictures of/by him that the trolls found. | |||
==Video== | |||
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| previous = [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] | |||
| next = [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]] | |||
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{{quote|Even though I was typing in "Vanessa" I... was actually shouting "Ivy".}} | |||
=== Transcript === | |||
[''sighs''] [[Captain's Log]], uhh...April 17th, 2009. | |||
I wish to, uh, commit to, uh...confess something, but, first, I would like to read a verse from the Bible: Matthew 5: verses 27 through 30. As quoted by Jesus, "You have heard that it was said do not commit adultery, but I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her heart, in, with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out or throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown tin [sic] to Hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away, it is better for you to lose one part of your body than for a-, your whole body to go, in, to Hell." | |||
I have...sinned...and I have made a terrible mistake. I cheated on my sweetheart, [[Ivy]]. [''Chris takes off glasses and sighs''] The other day when I was talking to uh, when I was chatting onl-, chatting on instant message with, uh, [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], she tried, she, uh, play, she plays with me, but to give me a, [''mumbles''] tell be about how she was playing with herself and whatnot and trying to make me, trying to turn me on, but for a while I resisted by talking about Ivy and my promises to her...and I just didn't know how to react, so eventually I caved in, and even though I was typing in "Vanessa" I...was actually shouting "Ivy." But the point is, I...cheated on h-, I cheated on Ivy, and...I am so...sorry about that. [''inhales''] | |||
I | I w-, I repent, I wish to repent my sins, in a, in front of, uh, everyone who is watching this and incl-, and especially my sweetest Ivy. [''sighs''] I care about you, Ivy. I bein-, [''stutters''] I am truly blessed to have you in my life. Ohh, I'd have to be an idiot to ever want to run, run away from you or lose you. Ivy, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. I repent. [''Chris smacks himself in the forehead with his fist''] | ||
[ | [''sighs''] Ivy, I devote my heart and my soul and my virginity, everything, all that...is only for you. Not for any other person. Especially my gal-pals, any one of them. Only for my sweetest Ivy. I promise with all my heart. I care about you so much, Ivy. | ||
Ivy, I | And a-also, wanna bring up another thing that comes to my mind, uh. You t-, the [[trolls]] are calling me and telling me that Ivy is a troll. She is not. Because I have heard her voice. I've heard her voice for over a month, and she is true, in her voice and in her heart. I know so. As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, [[God and Jesus]]. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, GodJesus were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [''quietly''] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them. So, I repent for...any sexual video I uploaded in the past, or any...image that may, that have been taken from me, or, uh...I upload myself. In the name of all that is holy and good, please. Leave us alone, you f-, trolls. Leave us alone. I have so much to live for...and I'd be a fool to lose Ivy, to...give up Ivy. I would never give her up. I love her so much, hand on my Bible. | ||
Peace. | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:10, 7 September 2021
| “ | Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. |
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| Matthew 5:27-30, King James Version Bible | ||
"Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions" (officially "Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions") is a video by Christian, shot on 17 April 2009. It shows him apologizing to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens and for any sexual videos and pictures of/by him that the trolls found.
Video
| Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 17 April 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Ivy
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| Shirt |  Vertical Red
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy |
next Chris Calls Clyde Out |
| “ | Even though I was typing in "Vanessa" I... was actually shouting "Ivy". | ” |
Transcript
[sighs] Captain's Log, uhh...April 17th, 2009.
I wish to, uh, commit to, uh...confess something, but, first, I would like to read a verse from the Bible: Matthew 5: verses 27 through 30. As quoted by Jesus, "You have heard that it was said do not commit adultery, but I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her heart, in, with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out or throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown tin [sic] to Hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away, it is better for you to lose one part of your body than for a-, your whole body to go, in, to Hell."
I have...sinned...and I have made a terrible mistake. I cheated on my sweetheart, Ivy. [Chris takes off glasses and sighs] The other day when I was talking to uh, when I was chatting onl-, chatting on instant message with, uh, Vanessa, she tried, she, uh, play, she plays with me, but to give me a, [mumbles] tell be about how she was playing with herself and whatnot and trying to make me, trying to turn me on, but for a while I resisted by talking about Ivy and my promises to her...and I just didn't know how to react, so eventually I caved in, and even though I was typing in "Vanessa" I...was actually shouting "Ivy." But the point is, I...cheated on h-, I cheated on Ivy, and...I am so...sorry about that. [inhales]
I w-, I repent, I wish to repent my sins, in a, in front of, uh, everyone who is watching this and incl-, and especially my sweetest Ivy. [sighs] I care about you, Ivy. I bein-, [stutters] I am truly blessed to have you in my life. Ohh, I'd have to be an idiot to ever want to run, run away from you or lose you. Ivy, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. I repent. [Chris smacks himself in the forehead with his fist]
[sighs] Ivy, I devote my heart and my soul and my virginity, everything, all that...is only for you. Not for any other person. Especially my gal-pals, any one of them. Only for my sweetest Ivy. I promise with all my heart. I care about you so much, Ivy.
And a-also, wanna bring up another thing that comes to my mind, uh. You t-, the trolls are calling me and telling me that Ivy is a troll. She is not. Because I have heard her voice. I've heard her voice for over a month, and she is true, in her voice and in her heart. I know so. As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, GodJesus were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them. So, I repent for...any sexual video I uploaded in the past, or any...image that may, that have been taken from me, or, uh...I upload myself. In the name of all that is holy and good, please. Leave us alone, you f-, trolls. Leave us alone. I have so much to live for...and I'd be a fool to lose Ivy, to...give up Ivy. I would never give her up. I love her so much, hand on my Bible.
Peace.
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