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'''I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 5 [[May 2010]].
'''I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 5 [[May 2010]].


Some time earlier, [[CWCki]] prominently featured a page with chillingly detailed information on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|how easy it is to place bugging devices]] within [[PS3]]s. Not to be outdone by damn dirty [[troll]]s who keep stealing Chris's PSN accounts, Chris shows what he has done to curb further trolling: he has removed the the [http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html Wi-Fi antenna] from his PS3, thus making covert information transmission over WLAN much harder. (Technology analysts and other evil geeks at the CWCki page, however, remain unfazed by this claim.)
Some time earlier, the [[CWCki]] featured a page with detailed information on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|how easy it is to place a bugging device]] in a [[PS3]]. Not to be outdone by the [[troll]]s who keep stealing Chris's PSN accounts, Chris shows how he has removed the [http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html Wi-Fi antenna] from his PS3, believing that this makes covert information transmission over WLAN much harder (this claim can not be substantiated by even the brightest of the CWCki geeks).


While relentlessly bragging about this technological tour-de-force and mocking his enemies with evil glee, Chris is wearing a never before seen, ill fitting [[Pokemon]] shirt in this video. The shirt reads "[[Books-A-Million]] Trainer", a post which he dubiously held circa [[2000]]; the shirt certainly ''looks'' that old. He proceeds to take out his PS3 keyboard controller (that has wheels taped on to it) and a [[Lego]] car, proclaiming he has "Pimped His Ride".
Chris brags about his technological prowess and virtual victory over the trolls all while wearing a never-before-seen, [[Obesity|ill-fitting]] [[Pokémon]] shirt. The shirt reads "[[Books-A-Million]] Trainer", a position which he dubiously held back in [[2000]]; the shirt certainly ''looks'' that old. He then takes out his PS3 keyboard controller (that has wheels taped on to it) and a [[Lego]] car, and proclaims that he has "Pimped His Ride".


Chris's [[Son-chu|actual ride]] still remains unpimped at the moment.
Chris's [[Son-chu|actual ride]] remains un-pimped.


==Video==
==Video==
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===Transcript===
{{quote|I did spend a bit of dough on my grill.}}
[[File:XzibitNotAmused.jpg|thumb|''Pimp My Ride'' host Xzibit's reaction to this video.]]
 
Hey yo [[trolls]]! You got nothing going on for ya, because you know what?
=== Transcript ===
Hey yo [[trolls]]! You got nothing going on for ya, 'cause you know what?


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Latest revision as of 21:16, 29 July 2023

I Pimp My Ride.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 May 2010.

Some time earlier, the CWCki featured a page with detailed information on how easy it is to place a bugging device in a PS3. Not to be outdone by the trolls who keep stealing Chris's PSN accounts, Chris shows how he has removed the Wi-Fi antenna from his PS3, believing that this makes covert information transmission over WLAN much harder (this claim can not be substantiated by even the brightest of the CWCki geeks).

Chris brags about his technological prowess and virtual victory over the trolls all while wearing a never-before-seen, ill-fitting Pokémon shirt. The shirt reads "Books-A-Million Trainer", a position which he dubiously held back in 2000; the shirt certainly looks that old. He then takes out his PS3 keyboard controller (that has wheels taped on to it) and a Lego car, and proclaims that he has "Pimped His Ride".

Chris's actual ride remains un-pimped.

Video

I Pimp My Ride.MOV
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Stardate 05 May 2010
Subject Matter Video gamesVideo games Video Games
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy SmugSmug Smug
Saga PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking PS3 Hacking
Shirt Pokémon LeaguePokémon League Pokémon League
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I did spend a bit of dough on my grill.

Transcript

Hey yo trolls! You got nothing going on for ya, 'cause you know what?

[Chris proudly lifts the Wi-Fi antenna, thinking it is the bug.]

I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on my PS3 anymo! You bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I p-did spend a bit of dough on my grill, but you know what? I'm no b-different from y’all! 'Cuz I like to Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!

[Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a Lego car in the other.]

I'm out, peace!

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The Players

People: Chris (JenkinsJinkiesBill Riley) • Clyde CashJack ThaddeusSurfshack TitoBlueSpikeSamantha ThaddeusKatie BayLiquid ChrisPandaHalo


E-mails and Chats:
Jack Thaddeus (123) • SamanthaKatie Bay (123456) • Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails
The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie,
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms