Difference between revisions of "9 October 2009"
m (Date fix) |
m (→Transcript: added links to the transcript) |
||
| Line 8: | Line 8: | ||
===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009. I have a, uh, couple of small updates that I wish to, uh, dispell the rumors about...such. | [[Captain's Log]], Stardate October 9th, 2009. I have a, uh, couple of small [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|updates]] that I wish to, uh, dispell the rumors about...such. | ||
[''Dramatic glasses removal''] | [''[[Pedo-Glasses|Dramatic glasses removal]]''] | ||
Uh, number one, my mother WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang [''wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist''], dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [''waves to the camera''] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse make it makes it worse [''waves to the camera again''] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [''waves to the camera a third time''] food poisoning from bad Chinese food. But turned out dah, it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s-the spicy food, so my mom can no long-can not eat spicy or sugary foods or drinks. | Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang [''wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist''], dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [''waves to the [[PSEye|camera]]''] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse make it makes it worse [''waves to the camera again''] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [''waves to the camera a third time''] food poisoning from bad [[China|Chinese]] food. But turned out dah, it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s-the spicy food, so my mom can no long-can not eat spicy or sugary foods or [[CWC Cola|drinks]]. | ||
Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia. | Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colitis</ref> | ||
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I. AM. STRAIGHT. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang dirty stupid comments! I am NOT GAY, I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty stupid idiotic immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! Grow up! | And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I. AM. [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STRAIGHT]]. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang dirty stupid comments! I am NOT [[Homos|GAY]], I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty stupid idiotic immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_calling_the_kettle_black Grow up!] | ||
[''long pause, grunt''] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor spreadings. Because you're 'cause-shh [''pause''] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the comic pages, and [''wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist''] the CWCipedia will be update-will have another update. This weekend. | [''long pause, grunt''] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor spreadings. Because you're 'cause-shh [''pause''] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and [[List of Chris's lies|if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything]]. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the [[Sonichu 9|comic pages]], and [''wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist''] the [[CWCipedia]] will be update-will have another update. This weekend. | ||
[''peace sign''] Peace out, and have a safe day. | [''peace sign''] Peace out, and have a safe day. | ||
==References== | |||
<references /> | |||
{{Captain's Log}} | {{Captain's Log}} | ||
Revision as of 16:46, 9 October 2009
Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009 is a video in which Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should GROW UP.
Video
Transcript
Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009. I have a, uh, couple of small updates that I wish to, uh, dispell the rumors about...such.
Uh, number one, my mother WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang [wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist], dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [waves to the camera] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse make it makes it worse [waves to the camera again] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [waves to the camera a third time] food poisoning from bad Chinese food. But turned out dah, it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s-the spicy food, so my mom can no long-can not eat spicy or sugary foods or drinks.
Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.[1]
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I. AM. STRAIGHT. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang dirty stupid comments! I am NOT GAY, I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty stupid idiotic immature skulls, and while you're at it [raises hand for illustrative emphasis] grow up! Grow up!
[long pause, grunt] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor spreadings. Because you're 'cause-shh [pause] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the comic pages, and [wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist] the CWCipedia will be update-will have another update. This weekend.
[peace sign] Peace out, and have a safe day.
References
| ||||||||||||