Christian's Update 13 September 2008

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Summary

Recovering from the uploading of his nude photos on ED, Chris insists that Blanca is real, and therefor was not responsible for tricking him. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game, as the project is currently on hold due to JK Productions being another group of trolls playing a prank on him. Chris reiterates his call for all Sonichu fans to demand Nintendo and Sega to work with Chris to make the Sonichu game.

Transcript

September 13, 2008. Update.

Eh, y'know, I've gotten over the mess! It's all settled now!

Blanca is real.

I talked to her. Yeah, she called me. So, uh, as for the person who, uh, as for the jerk who, uh, posed with the ay... KawaiiKitsune name? If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. Buh bay bay nose the whereabouts of the jerk and just happens to be nearby, or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.

Anyway, as fo--Anyway, I'm happy now. I'm happy. So uh, thank y'all for your emotional support, those of y'all who sent me e-mails and messages.

All right so onto other pressing issues. Yeah. The--First off the, uh, toys in the UK. They're deffitely, uh fake. I have never approved any merchandise or distribution of such merchandise yet. So therefore the advertisements of such, uh, Sonichu merchandise in the UK? All fake. Uhhhh... possibly this guy named, uh--"Jerry Hill" I think his name was?--but, I mean, that's a--from a suggestion from a--from a--that's a name I got from a--one of--from a--from one of my fans. Yeah, so, uh, you know, his initials are "J.H.". If uh, I'm sure y'all've heard about him, uh, the g--the uh, the--the person that told me about, uh, this, uh, told me about, uh, "J.H." also apparently sold fake stuff for Warner Bros. and, uh, they sued him, and they arrested him so appaently... he could be the ones that's uh...trying to make a... fast buck of of...fake merchadise.

All right.

So, uh, anyway. Boycott th--buying such--buying those--buy da merchandise from the UK. Buying any merchandise from there. Boycott it. Don't do it.

As for de uh, game, uh, as for de uh video game... yeah, that's uh, tempo--tha'ts temporary on pause, because apparently JK Productions? They were a fake company, as I received an e-mail from the, uh, prankster behind that--behind that...uh... pull of the leg. Him confessing. So, uh, anyway it's temporary on pause, so... all my fans! Talk to Nint-t-tend--talk to Nintendo, Talk to Sega! Tell 'em to come talk to me! I wanna get the Sonich--get the Sonichu game idea.........up in the air, with.. between Nintendo and Sega.

So... yeah. That basically covers the, uh, topics of, uh, interest for now. So, uh, [Cell phone starts playing Britney Spears "Crazy" ringtone] you know who I am, I'll talk t--I'll uh, give another update when I feel like it. Peace out.