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[[Captain's Log]], Stardate October 9th, 2009. | [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: October 9th, 2009. | ||
I have a, uh, couple of small [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|updates]] that I wish to, uh, dispell the rumors about...such. | I have a, uh, couple of small [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|updates]] that I wish to, uh, dispell the rumors about... such. | ||
[''[[Pedo-Glasses|Dramatic glasses removal]]''] | [''[[Pedo-Glasses|Dramatic glasses removal]]''] | ||
Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a | Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang—[''wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist''] dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [''waves to the [[PSEye|camera]]''] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse—make it—makes it worse [''waves to the camera again''] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [''waves to the camera a third time''] food poisoning from bad [[China|Chinese]] food. But turned out dah—it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s—the spicy food, so my mom can no long—can not eat spicy or sugary foods or [[CWC Cola|drinks]]. | ||
Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.<ref>[[wikipedia:Colitis|look it up on the Wik...ipedia]]</ref> | Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.<ref>[[wikipedia:Colitis|look it up on the Wik...ipedia]]</ref> | ||
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I. AM. [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STRAIGHT]]. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang dirty stupid comments! I am NOT [[Homos|GAY]], I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty stupid idiotic immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! [[wikipedia:Pot calling the kettle black|Grow up!]] | And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. '''I'''... '''AM'''... [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|'''STRAIGHT''']]. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang, dirty stupid comments! I am NOT [[Homos|GAY]], I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! [[wikipedia:Pot calling the kettle black|Grow up!]] | ||
[''long pause, grunt''] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor spreadings. Because you' | [''long pause, grunt''] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor-spreadings. Because you're—'cause-shh [''pause''] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and [[List of Chris's lies|if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything]]. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the [[Sonichu 9|comic pages]], and [''wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist''] the [[CWCipedia]] will be update—will have another update... this weekend. | ||
[''peace sign''] Peace out, and have a safe day. | [''peace sign''] Peace out, and have a safe day. | ||
Revision as of 15:34, 17 December 2009
"9 October 2009" (officially "10092009") is a video in which Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should GROW UP.
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Captain's Log, Stardate: October 9th, 2009.
I have a, uh, couple of small updates that I wish to, uh, dispell the rumors about... such.
Uh, number one, my mother WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang—[wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist] dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [waves to the camera] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse—make it—makes it worse [waves to the camera again] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [waves to the camera a third time] food poisoning from bad Chinese food. But turned out dah—it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s—the spicy food, so my mom can no long—can not eat spicy or sugary foods or drinks.
Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.[1]
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I... AM... STRAIGHT. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang, dirty stupid comments! I am NOT GAY, I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls, and while you're at it [raises hand for illustrative emphasis] grow up! Grow up!
[long pause, grunt] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor-spreadings. Because you're—'cause-shh [pause] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the comic pages, and [wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist] the CWCipedia will be update—will have another update... this weekend.
[peace sign] Peace out, and have a safe day.
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