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Ahh, Captain's Log, February 1st, 2010. I would like to take this moment to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] to Mr. Alec Benson Leary for the curses, and the [[Death threats|death threats]], and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own "fanmail" and all that. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his [[Asperchu]] as being a parody and labeling it as such. As much as it is ''his'' original character. | Ahh, Captain's Log, February 1st, 2010. I would like to take this moment to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] to Mr. Alec Benson Leary for the curses, and the [[Death threats|death threats]], and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own quote-unquote "fanmail" and all that. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his [[Asperchu]] as being a parody and labeling it as such. As much as it is ''his'' original character. | ||
Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's... [''squints in a retarded concentration''] [[Autism|Try saying that three times fast with plurals]]. Heh. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's [[CWC-isms|all-creation]]. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements | Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's... [''squints in a retarded concentration''] [[Autism|Try saying that three times fast with plurals]]. Heh. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's [[CWC-isms|all-creation]]. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements I have made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything [[parody|parodic]] or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book. | ||
Um... Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character. And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract ''all'' ownership of the Simonchu character. [''Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing''] And I leave you all with that! So, yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Be safe and have a good day! | Um... Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character. And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract ''all'' ownership of the Simonchu character. [''Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing''] And I leave you all with that! So, yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Be safe and have a good day! | ||
Revision as of 21:06, 3 February 2010
Right after giving Mao a curse-ye-ha-me-ha, Chris "apologizes" to Evan and Alec, two of Mao's compatriots from Asperpedia. He seems to hope that this concession will help convince them to remove some of their ads on the CWCipedia, which in addition to exposing Chris's lies and hypocrisy have become fearfully pornographic.
However, Chris studiously avoids mentioning the character that is the real bone of contention with Evan: not Asperchu or Simonchu, but Simonla Rosechu, his shameless imitation of Simonchu.
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| Stardate | 1 February 2010 |
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| Saga |  Asperchu Saga
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| Shirt |  Red Stripe
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Transcript
Ahh, Captain's Log, February 1st, 2010. I would like to take this moment to apologize to Mr. Alec Benson Leary for the curses, and the death threats, and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own quote-unquote "fanmail" and all that. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his Asperchu as being a parody and labeling it as such. As much as it is his original character.
Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's... [squints in a retarded concentration] Try saying that three times fast with plurals. Heh. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's all-creation. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements I have made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything parodic or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book.
Um... Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character. And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract all ownership of the Simonchu character. [Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing] And I leave you all with that! So, yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [sigh] Be safe and have a good day!
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