Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009
Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
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| “ | I curse y'all to bad luck and extreme misfortune. | ” |
Transcript
Hello. I record this message in res-- in response to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page that has been against me… since November a couple of years ago.
[inhales deeply] I here-- I am hereby makin’ it official and makin’ a statement that… every detail-- the majority of the d-- the midority-- to every single detail… on that heinous page against me… is all a pack of lies. A bunch of slanders. Twists of my own… actual words and drawings and such… for the-- for the trolls, slash, Internet bullies' own evil purposes.
To actually-- to actually best understand me… I am a good person. I'm a good person. I'm good-natured. But I will… show my faaannngggsss… when I have to. Only when I have to. And I'm showin' my fangs right now against that page.
Especially when… I can-- and they can be easily proven… from among every single gal pal… and acquaintance I've ever… had in my life in person… or a few over the-- or some over the Internet who were tru-- who were actually… who w-- who they were. The true, loyal people on the Internet… who do not lie. [stifles a burp and exhales loudly]
And that includes my sweetheart, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie… [inhales deeply] and all the women on the Sonichu Girls forum… and everyone-- and, uh, in real life, the people in my… church's congregation, including my, uh, pastor… and my pastoral conselor-- counselor, who I see on a weekly basis just to, uh… talk and shoot some ch-- just, uh… talk and let stress out… with, uh… with an open ear and an open heart and open understanding. And I appreciate that, because it makes me feel better understood… just like the girls on the Son-- on the Sonichu Girls forum… have ma-- have… proven themselves to be true because… they actually understand me and my-- what I-- what I mean… in my honest words… without any of these slanderous twists and turns those evil trolls… have done and put… on that slanderous page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
So, I'm making it official: nobody will be allowed… forever-- able to use anything on that page - that Encyclopedia Dramatica page - with the name “Chris-Chan” or some-- or something similar, along the lines of-- running to “Christian Weston Chandler” or “Christopher Weston Chandler”, or even “Christopher Christian Weston Chandler” or “Christian Christopher Weston Chandler”. Among those names.
Because I am making it official: I DENOUNCE… everything on that page… and I advise… nobody… to even think… about… clicking on the link, even though it appears, in a Google search.
I DENOUNCE… everything… on that Encyclopedia Dramatica page, and everything else… on the whole Encyclopedia Dramatica website.
And also… to throw a little-- at the risk of throwing wood into the fire… I will off-- I give… that website and everybody-- every single troll who has contributed to that page and the website, to go against not only me, but all the innocent victims they have pro-- they have portrayed against… including the, uh, worst troll of them all… 4chan… I curse y'all to bad luck and extreme misfortune. Shin-ye-ha-me-HA!
Peace.
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