CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009

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CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009 (officially CWC Update!!!!! 03272009).

Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.

He threatens repeatedly to stop drawing the comics, which is pointless since he will never stop working on his comics as long as he's willing to do whatever his fake girlfriends tell him to do. That, and nobody really gives a crap about his shitty comics anyway, so announcing the ceasing of production on the comics is quite pointless. He also vows to take samples of Clyde Cash's handwriting to the police--you know, the same people he hates for interfering with his Love Quest, who are sure to see his side of the story this time. Quite how the cops are going to supposed to use Clyde's handwriting to locate Clyde and arrest him is never made clear.

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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage.


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Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about Ivy, was leaked.

[deep breath] Captain's Log. I believe it is the 27th.

Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about my girlfriend, even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from high school.

But anyway, I--apparently my, my sw--my--I--I wi--I swear to God that--cont--that any--ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel--in my life and within my family... [balls hand into fist, overcome with rage] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will CEASE! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO THE POLICE WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d--we have a hand written...hand writing from CLYDE CASH. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police, I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With! All of this information.

So. In my romantic life, and amongst my TRUE gal pals, in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:

BACK THE
FUCK OFF!!!


You back the fuck off. Or...I swear--also...myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side AGAIN! OR EVEN WORSE!

EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH! I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! I WILL PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT! If I ever MEET that bastard! In person.

But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!

I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off.

Have a good day.



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