REAL Protest against the FAKE

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Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009 is a video upload by Chris in protest of beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator CChanSonichuCWC. Even in real life, Chris appears to be stuck in the Time Void, because he still thinks it's June. This is the same mistake that he made in his last Captain's Log video.

The video description is a notable display of Chris in rage mode not seen since the days of Jimmy Hill:

DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "CWCCChanSonichuCWC". HE IS CRAPPY, and his Nasal Voice is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to Wal-Mart and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "Julie"; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT Wesley Memorial in VIRGINIA.

F*** HIM TO HELL!

Chris led this reactionary protest movement gloriously from victory to victory for a hour or so, after which the video was deleted. The wrath, it seems, was unbearable.

Video

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Captain's log, June 22nd 200-no, I'm sorry, JULY 22nd 2009. As you all may have heard about the quote-unquote "Christian Weston Chandler" that went to the Otakon in the past weekend and actually uploaded a video of himself in a stupid brown striped shirt with a (voice breaks) paper thin metal replica - paper thin. If you want the official merchandise, the medallion is MADE - FROM - CLAY. CLAY! C-L-A-Y. And not only that, (voice cracks again) remember my face? MY FACE. And I'm nowadays wearing a (can't translate) and improving my image. Do not buy anymore from this CRAPPY imposter. Do not give him anymore money, (voice hits even higher pitch than before) and he's saying he's gonna give to quote-unquote HIS congregation when MY Elizabeth Foss - it's MY congregation, NOT his! (voice breaks even higher) WHO DOES THIS IMPOSTER THINK HE IS?! DOWN WITH HIM! (mimicks the Undertaker) Burn in hell. And worst of all, that nasally voice of his, to think it-they can get away with this mind(?). (tries to flip the bird, but points instead, then corrects self) He's got another thing coming.

As for the rest of you that have been-that are good and true. Peace to all of you, have a pleasant day.