CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero

For his new sweetheart, Ivy, Chris released a new video, a remarkable departure from his other videos - angled camera shots, classic fantasy genre, crude special effects, etc. In terms of art, there's actual backgrounds, proportionate breasts, and it looks like he almost gave a shit to do it. It's amazing what he'll do when he's horny. The style and editing of the video is ripping off of Family Guy, so it's not really his "talent".

It's also the most compelling evidence yet that Chris should be institutionalized.

Make note of how he holds the pen in the first moments of the video.

Video

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Highlights

In chronological order:

• 0:10-0:35 - the part of the amazing intro where he plays his Guitar Hero guitar with a look of dejection.
• 0:57-1:00 - Chris turns and does.. something, loudly expressing how these movements wind him.
• 1:44-1:47 - "SHIN-YE-HA-ME-HA"!
• 1:51-1:55 - "ELECTRIC-HEDGEHOG POWER"!
• 2:31-2:33 - A very accurate depiction of a Jet-Pack.
• 2:41-3:05 - Chris doing a "guitar solo" on his Guitar Hero guitar, despite the fact that this song doesn't have a guitar solo - or guitars at all. Often considered the highlight of the video. Note how the guitar strap is put on.
• 3:57-4:03 - A weird noise.
• 4:04-4:08 - Chris invents a new sex move.
• 4:53-5:00 - Holy shit.
• 5:00-5:52 - Chris recycles scenes.
• Overall - The fact that Chris doesn't realize how gay this song makes him look like.
• Overall - Chris drawing himself more slender and thewy when he in RL is becoming fatter.

Transcript

From 4:40-5:10 Chris sings and says:

She's gotta be strong, she's gotta be pure and she's got to be fresh from the shooop. I need a heroiiine, aaaah. I'm holding out for my hero til' the morningliiight. She's gotta be true, she's gotta be pretty and she's got to be the sweetest thing in [???] - and her name be Ivy. Dedicated to her. I love you, Ivy.