CWC Update 29 July 2009

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Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls. Note that he somehow grew his full goatee back in three days.

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Alright... Captain's Log, Stardate: July 29th, 2009. Let's get this over with right off the bat. Dispelling rumors and making a few points. There are NO official Sonichu and Rosechu merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying right now, it's fake, especially from the damn black- brown... brown striped impostor posing as me. Ignore all YouTube videos portraying me in a wrong sense, especially if it is not on my TRUE YouTube account, this one: I-B-A Chandler! Portra- playing also playing off of my father's license plate... a little bit. I B Mr. C! Follow Mr. C's, I'm an important C. (?) Mr. Chandler. IBAChandler.

And yes, it is true, I have called myself a troll, because I am trolling my trolls back! So, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls ONLY. I am not a troll to any of the TRUE, HONEST people out there. I just- because of the internet, and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you're not a troll, and you know you're not, it does not apply to you. Otherwise, you know you're a troll: I'M TROLLIN' YOU BACK!

And... it's okay to be... stupid sometimes. Stupid... Damn, dirty song! While it is NOT okay to be homosexual, I will let- I will personally not judge any individual of that... one trait. I am willing to be friends with homosexuals. And let me make it clear: I will NOT TOLERATE ANY FURTHER DAMN DIRTY STUPID QUESTIONS QUESTIONING MY DANG ORIENTATION! I, CHRISTOPHER CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, AM STRAIGHT! Have good faith... in me. And... to all my loyal, true viewers, fans everybody: you will be rewarded. I leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.

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Ay! Impostor en rayas de maron! Yo tenia dos anos de espanol en mi escuela secendario, Manchester High con mi senora bonita.

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Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady. [something] Ricardo, my name in Spanish is Ricardo.