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The "ass dance" is a [[Things Chris has ripped off|reference]] to the [[Adult Swim]] anime ''{{w|Crayon Shin-Chan}}'', which involves the titular character [[CWCFlyingElephants|pulling down his pants, showing his ass, and dancing around]]. | The "ass dance" is a [[Things Chris has ripped off|reference]] to the [[Adult Swim]] anime ''{{w|Crayon Shin-Chan}}'', which involves the titular character [[CWCFlyingElephants|pulling down his pants, showing his ass, and dancing around]]. | ||
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What the hell am I doing here? [''Finishes smearing ass with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate cake]]; after more than a few seconds of seeing his ass and erect duck, he finally turns his face and body around to the camera''] What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollars for this cake. That's a lotta yen. [''To be precise, US$9 would be 711.99 yen on the date this video was filmed.''] Kawaii! Bye, Japan. | What the hell am I doing here? [''Finishes smearing ass with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate cake]]; after more than a few seconds of seeing his ass and erect duck, he finally turns his face and body around to the camera''] What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollars for this cake. That's a lotta yen. [''To be precise, US$9 would be 711.99 yen on the date this video was filmed.''] Kawaii! Bye, Japan. | ||
==Later thoughts== | |||
Years after the video was shot/leaked, Chris talked about the video on the [[Planet Dolan]] [[Reddit|subreddit]] under the handle "SonichuChandler". | |||
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This happened to me less than a decade ago. I was being Trolled and CyberBullied, and during the time I was Online Dating (among which nearly ALL of my Online Dates were Immature, [[MALE]], Internet Trolls pretending to be women). This Theoretical EX of mine requested that I record and perform, this thing called "Cake Farts", and say that it was "what I love the most". Ugh. So, I go to my local Wal-Mart, find and buy this lovely chocolate cake for $11; it also had chocolate candies on top of it. I take the cake home, I eat the candies, and I enjoyed a slice of the cake for myself. THEN, I hit record and sat bare-assed on the remaining 80% of the cake, on a plastic surface, and made fake fart noises with my mouth. Suffice to say the cake was now a smooshed mess, while I had the crumbs and whatnot on my behind. After cleaning the surface, and my behind, I took the smooshed up cake and disposed of it behind some bushes in my back yard. AND, obviously, I later learned that the "woman" who requested this deed was a Male Troll. That Cake Cost Me $11!!! UGH! What a majorly royal waste. | |||
Illustrate Danger Dolan doing this, please. | |||
Also, do one episode of "Burning Questions" where Dolan has Lost his hat, can't find until after the last question, and even has Melissa read for one of the questions, "MonkiesInTheZ00 asks, "Where's My Hat?"", then after Dolan shouts about the hat, and Melissa groans then reads the actual question. | |||
"Dolan always "Blows Your Mind with "Treeth"". "He's going to Blow My Mind with a Tree? What's up with that?" LOL.}} | |||
Not long after the Reddit post, Chris would again refer to said event in his ''[[Internet Dream Lounge]]'' interview, when asked about his biggest regret. | |||
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| info = "CCakefarts is a video made on 18 July 2011 in which Christian Weston Chandler, mayor of Cwcville and Creator of Sonichu, sits naked and passes gas on a $9 chocolate cake for Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy, a boyfriend-free girl whom Chris met on The HooK Café, who ended up being a troll. I truly think the ''Wreck It Ralph 2'' Little Girl Reaction Meme was invented for this video." | | info = "CCakefarts is a video made on 18 July 2011 in which Christian Weston Chandler, mayor of Cwcville and Creator of Sonichu, sits naked and passes gas on a $9 chocolate cake for Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy, a boyfriend-free girl whom Chris met on The HooK Café, who ended up being a troll. I truly think the ''Wreck It Ralph 2'' Little Girl Reaction Meme was invented for this video." | ||
}} | }} | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://cdn4.videos.motherlessmedia.com/videos/9F6859A.mp4 Uncensored version] (NSFW) | *[http://cdn4.videos.motherlessmedia.com/videos/9F6859A.mp4 Uncensored version] (NSFW) | ||
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[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]] | [[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2011-07-18]] | ||
[[Category:Videos containing nudity]] | [[Category:Videos containing nudity]] | ||
[[Category:Videos About or Featuring Farts]] | [[Category:Videos About or Featuring Farts]] | ||
[[Category:Videos featuring dancing| 2011-07-18]] | |||
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Cakefarts (leaked as fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]) is a video made on 18 July 2011 and leaked on 25 February 2012 in which Chris sits his naked ass on a $9 chocolate cake for Jackie's amusement. While it can not be seen on the censored version, there is already a piece (a little less than a fourth) of the cake taken out - Chris had eaten some of this cake before its untimely end. It was inspired by the Cakefarts shock site, and this video implies that he's turned on by it.
Until recently, both links to the video were dead, and the NSFW version could only be found on the website Motherless. The uncensored video has now been attached for convenience. But be warned, it is considered quite possibly one of the grossest things that Chris has ever produced, and definitely one of his most wasteful (given that he spent his monthly tugboat just to fart on chocolate cake).
The "ass dance" is a reference to the Adult Swim anime Crayon Shin-Chan, which involves the titular character pulling down his pants, showing his ass, and dancing around.
Video
| Cakefarts (audio only) | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 18 July 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie  Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Blue tank top |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Forgot the Glitter |
next Calling Out "Tito" - Don |
| “ | What the hell am I doing? | ” |
| Chris, saying exactly what his viewers are thinking. | ||
Video (NSFW)
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PROTIP:
Once you watch this, you can never unwatch it.
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| Cakefarts | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 11 July 2011 |
| Subject Matter | Sex
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| Performance Style | Crazy
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| Saga | Jackie Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Blue tank top |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Forgot the Glitter |
next Calling Out "Tito" - Don |
Transcript
Heeey, Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.
[The camera is then turned towards a backwards view of the table. Chris proceeds to awkwardly finger the cake and scrape some of the frosting off, followed by licking his digit]
Mmm. Let's get this done.
[Chris jumpily positions himself over the cake, as the viewers get a quite fine view of his duck and butt. He has the words "AWESOME SAUCE" written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the S's is the wrong way around, and there is a scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.]
Awesome... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. [begins twerking and flailing around in order to make his dick jiggle] Ass dance! Ass dance! See me do the ass dance! Do wacka do! Shake my funky monkey ass, give me beans I'll give you gas!
Let's do this.
[Sits down on cake, rises up, then performs the act for which the video is named, in turn getting an erection]
What the hell am I doing here? [Finishes smearing ass with chocolate cake; after more than a few seconds of seeing his ass and erect duck, he finally turns his face and body around to the camera] What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollars for this cake. That's a lotta yen. [To be precise, US$9 would be 711.99 yen on the date this video was filmed.] Kawaii! Bye, Japan.
Later thoughts
Years after the video was shot/leaked, Chris talked about the video on the Planet Dolan subreddit under the handle "SonichuChandler".
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This happened to me less than a decade ago. I was being Trolled and CyberBullied, and during the time I was Online Dating (among which nearly ALL of my Online Dates were Immature, MALE, Internet Trolls pretending to be women). This Theoretical EX of mine requested that I record and perform, this thing called "Cake Farts", and say that it was "what I love the most". Ugh. So, I go to my local Wal-Mart, find and buy this lovely chocolate cake for $11; it also had chocolate candies on top of it. I take the cake home, I eat the candies, and I enjoyed a slice of the cake for myself. THEN, I hit record and sat bare-assed on the remaining 80% of the cake, on a plastic surface, and made fake fart noises with my mouth. Suffice to say the cake was now a smooshed mess, while I had the crumbs and whatnot on my behind. After cleaning the surface, and my behind, I took the smooshed up cake and disposed of it behind some bushes in my back yard. AND, obviously, I later learned that the "woman" who requested this deed was a Male Troll. That Cake Cost Me $11!!! UGH! What a majorly royal waste. Illustrate Danger Dolan doing this, please. Also, do one episode of "Burning Questions" where Dolan has Lost his hat, can't find until after the last question, and even has Melissa read for one of the questions, "MonkiesInTheZ00 asks, "Where's My Hat?"", then after Dolan shouts about the hat, and Melissa groans then reads the actual question. "Dolan always "Blows Your Mind with "Treeth"". "He's going to Blow My Mind with a Tree? What's up with that?" LOL. |
Not long after the Reddit post, Chris would again refer to said event in his Internet Dream Lounge interview, when asked about his biggest regret.
Fan videos
| Chris Chan Cakefart Reaction Video!!! | |
| Stardate | 7 October 2021 |
| Made By | sheWIND |
| Subject Matter | Cakefarts |
| Video Type | Animation |
| Other Info | "CCakefarts is a video made on 18 July 2011 in which Christian Weston Chandler, mayor of Cwcville and Creator of Sonichu, sits naked and passes gas on a $9 chocolate cake for Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy, a boyfriend-free girl whom Chris met on The HooK Café, who ended up being a troll. I truly think the Wreck It Ralph 2 Little Girl Reaction Meme was invented for this video." |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
References
External Links
- Uncensored version (NSFW)
- The inspiration (Also NSFW)
- The Reddit account Chris used to talk about the incident
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