CWC Update 8 January 2009

Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of Jay Z but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his fangs.

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I'm not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS!

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Captain's Log. January 8th, 2009. [inhales deeply]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Sonichu fan base: unfortunately, due to, uh… a troll having, uh, found access to the, uh… database behind sonichu.net, it is temporary shut down and, uh, I cannot change the password at the moment. But, uh, apparently, the, uh, guy said that, uh, he can re-- he can fix it, so… I pretty much forced him to do it, so… y’know…

Gregg Mayyys! Gregg Mays! At gmail.com! With three Gs. In the “Gregg”.

[groans] If you do not re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even started… I will come down at you… with my boys from Nintendo and my big-- and my lawyer man from the… big-- and my lawyer man from Nintendo, Jay Z… [assumes B-boy stance] he gonna come down with his boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d-- they gonna track you down. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that-- bring my website back up to the way it was!

Jay Z, if you were the-- one of the trolls that wanted a response… you're gettin' it, so just listen to me, ya jerk! Re-upload it! Or we're gonna rain heckle on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [moves in for a canine close-up] SHOW MY FANGS!

[returns to seat and sighs] But I digress…

Peace and love to all the rest of the Son-- all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans. Thank you for your patience.