The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who

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On 15 August 2009, In an amazing turn of events, the false Chris, Ian Brandon Anderson, revealed the purpose of the SingStar Challenge. It never was to determine who the real Chris was. It was all just for fun, which is why the video is titled The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who. Despite saying so, he says that there is time for the judges to change their votes on who was the winner. A performance of "So Need A Cute Girl" ensues.

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The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who
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[Ian shows his ring] Haa, I'm making this video to uh, clear a record.

The Singstar Challenge was NEVER to verify which one of us was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everybody on the internet knows that I am, that he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would quit his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [his voice gets higher] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edge-wise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!

[sighs] Anyway, it was just basically a fun thing. Only for fun. It never was meant to determine who was who! But just to play it safe, I am going to give y'all the big sample.

Again, the contest was only for fun, never to determine who was WHO. Because everybody knows dang well. Anyway, here is the classic, of which has been in my heart, that made women realize there was a guy still out there. A virgin, waiting.

[Ian, once again, plays "So Need A Cute Girl"]

Compare that, to the original, which got bootlegged, wrongfully, from a copy of my DVD. Have a good-have a nice day. Peace.

[camera cut] Oh, and also, there is still time, and it is optional, for the judges to change-their-votes.

⇐ NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! Chris's videos Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction ⇒

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Chris's music videos
1990s
2000s
"So Need a Cute Girl" / "All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend" • "Master Onion a la Mode" • Filmation's Ghostbusters Theme • "Never Gonna Give You Up" • "Heartbreaker" • "Holding Out for a Hero" • "Lovin' You" • "Jolly Holiday (I)" • "Jolly Holiday (II)" • "Single and Lonely" • "Fart Song" • "Bunny Hop" • "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" • "I Got a Fish" • "I Love the Nightlife" • "So Need A Cute Girl (II) (Live)" • "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" • "OK2BGAY" • "OK2BGay (II)" • "Dare" • "Boyfriend" (I) • "More Than a Feeling" • "Sonic Boom" • "Don't Say You Love Me" • "Autumn Goodbye" • "The Touch" • "Smell Yo Dick" • KCWC Top 10 • "So Need a Cute Girl (III)" • "Respect" • "Old Time Rock and Roll" • Aerosmith medley • "A Whole New World" • "iPods Down and Listen Up" • "Juggalo Family"
2010s
"Mr. Plow" remix • "Boyfriend" (II) • "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" • "Step in Time" • "Don't Laugh at Me" • "A Day in the Life" • "Meet the Flintstones" • Hamlet song • "Everywhere You Look" • "Kajra Re" • "Ghostbusters" • "Gangsta's Paradise" • "Wrist, Wrist" • "Teenage Dream" • "Fuck the Pain Away" • "Walmart" • "Hello! Ma Baby" • "The Twelve Days of Christmas" • "Jungle Bells" • "Sleigh Ride" • "You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump" • "Yellow Submarine" • "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake My Boobies" • "All of the Lights" • "So Need a Cute Girl (IIII)" • "Ascension Millennium" • "The Dream I Dreamed" • "Sorry (Not Sorry)" • "Remove Kebab" • "Love is Love" • "Walkin' Around the Van" • "All Star" • "All Star (II)" • "You Will Be Found" • "You've Been Trolled"
2020s

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