CLog 04012026 - A Confession
CLog 04012026 - A Confession is a video published to Chris's YouTube channel on 1 April 2026. As an April Fools joke, Chris acts as though he will make a confession, then cuts to singing "I Got A Fish". He then displays a message directed to trolls suggesting they rethink their priorities and purpose.
Chris may have been inspired to make this video from seeing people commenting about wanting to see him quit denying the existence of the Affair with Mother from July 2021.
In his ending message Chris calls trolls "gooberts" - a typo of "goobers" which he had intended to write.[1] Ironically, Goober is the name of Bella's cat which she had distracted Chris with so that she could record the Incest Call, which in turn led to the events of Chris being arrested for incest and later recording this April Fools joke.[2]
Video
| CLog 04012026 - A Confession | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 1 April 2026 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls
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| Performance Style |  Smug,  Crazy,  Comedy
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Description
| I confess... |
Transcript
[Stress sigh, probably purposefully exaggerated.] Okay... Captain's Log, Stardate: 04012026. I-
[abrupt cut to a card with the following text, which is spoken aloud by Chris]
And now for something completely different!
[video cuts to a cropped still of I Got A Fish with the added caption "APRIL FOOLS 2026!!!"]
I GOT A FISH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A WISH? I GOT A FIIIIII-IIIIII—
[cut of the audio is edited to repeat several times]
IIII—IIIIII—IIIIIIIISH!
[Video cuts back to Chris finishing his singing, smugly pointing at edited text that reads "Internet trolls are all Gooberts!" There is also text edited at the bottom which reads "Seriously, though, all of you, maybe do some Soul Searching and rethink your priorities and life's purpose off of the internet."]
Mya. [mouse click, ending the video]
References
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