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Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang [''wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist''], dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [''waves to the [[PSEye|camera]]''] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse make it makes it worse [''waves to the camera again''] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [''waves to the camera a third time''] food poisoning from bad [[China|Chinese]] food. But turned out dah, it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s-the spicy food, so my mom can no long-can not eat spicy or sugary foods or [[CWC Cola|drinks]]. | Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang [''wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist''], dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [''waves to the [[PSEye|camera]]''] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse make it makes it worse [''waves to the camera again''] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [''waves to the camera a third time''] food poisoning from bad [[China|Chinese]] food. But turned out dah, it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s-the spicy food, so my mom can no long-can not eat spicy or sugary foods or [[CWC Cola|drinks]]. | ||
Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.<ref> | Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.<ref>[[wikipedia:Colitis|look it up on the Wik...ipedia]]</ref> | ||
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I. AM. [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STRAIGHT]]. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang dirty stupid comments! I am NOT [[Homos|GAY]], I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty stupid idiotic immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! [[wikipedia:Pot calling the kettle black|Grow up!]] | And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I. AM. [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STRAIGHT]]. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang dirty stupid comments! I am NOT [[Homos|GAY]], I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty stupid idiotic immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! [[wikipedia:Pot calling the kettle black|Grow up!]] | ||
Revision as of 18:33, 10 October 2009
Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009 is a video in which Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should GROW UP.
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Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009. I have a, uh, couple of small updates that I wish to, uh, dispell the rumors about...such.
Uh, number one, my mother WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang [wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist], dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [waves to the camera] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse make it makes it worse [waves to the camera again] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [waves to the camera a third time] food poisoning from bad Chinese food. But turned out dah, it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s-the spicy food, so my mom can no long-can not eat spicy or sugary foods or drinks.
Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.[1]
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I. AM. STRAIGHT. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang dirty stupid comments! I am NOT GAY, I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty stupid idiotic immature skulls, and while you're at it [raises hand for illustrative emphasis] grow up! Grow up!
[long pause, grunt] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor spreadings. Because you're 'cause-shh [pause] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the comic pages, and [wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist] the CWCipedia will be update-will have another update. This weekend.
[peace sign] Peace out, and have a safe day.
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