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[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|200px|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]
[[Image:CWCRockin4Gay.jpg|thumb|"If I was a homosexual..."]]
[[Image:CWCRockin4Gay.jpg|thumb|200px|"If I was a homosexual..."]]


'''Warning - Naughty Women ;)''' (officially '''10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)''') is a video in which [[Chris]] tries to use [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], a drawing of himself [[Fuck Quest|having sex]] with three female members of his [[Guitar Hero]] "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a [[homos|homosexual]]. He also specifically points out that one of them is [[Niggos|"half-and-half"]] to refute accusations of [[Racism|racism.]]  
'''Warning - Naughty Women ;)''' (officially '''10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)''') is a video in which [[Chris]] tries to use [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], a drawing of himself [[Fuck Quest|having sex]] with three female members of his [[Guitar Hero]] "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a [[homos|homosexual]]. He also specifically points out that one of them is [[Niggos|"half-and-half"]] to refute accusations of [[Racism|racism.]]  


Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to [[Chris and reality|distinguish fantasy from reality]] ''(either that, or that he's an outright idiot.)'' He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. Real mature, Chris.
Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to [[Chris and reality|distinguish fantasy from reality]]. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Real mature, Chris]].
 
Interestingly, Chris '''only''' denies that he is [[SLGBTQ|gay, bisexual, or lesbian]] in the video. [[Transgender|Classic foreshadowing.]]
 
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==Video==
==Video==
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| name          = Warning - Naughty Women ;)
| name          = Warning - Naughty Women ;)
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|fo7hxPidfk8}}
| ytid          = fo7hxPidfk8
| stardate      = 10 [[October 2009]]
| stardate      = 10 [[October 2009]]
| subject        = {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| subject        = {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style          = {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt          = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| shirt          = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous      = [[9 October 2009]]
| previous      = [[9 October 2009]]
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==Remix==
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| name          = Chris-Chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ZOpGtblij8Y }}
| stardate      = 10 [[October 2009]]
| maker          = AngusHiggens
| subject        = {{Homos|text}}
| type          = Remix
}}
== See also ==
== See also ==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], about the drawing itself.
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], about the drawing itself.
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-09]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-09]]
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-10-09]]
[[Category:Videos containing nudity| 2009-10-09]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-10-09]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-10-09]]

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"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"
"If I was a homosexual..."

Warning - Naughty Women ;) (officially 10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)) is a video in which Chris tries to use CWCRockin4Way.jpg, a drawing of himself having sex with three female members of his Guitar Hero "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual. He also specifically points out that one of them is "half-and-half" to refute accusations of racism.

Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. Real mature, Chris.

Interestingly, Chris only denies that he is gay, bisexual, or lesbian in the video. Classic foreshadowing.

Video

Official description: Warning - Naughty Women. ;)


Warning - Naughty Women ;)
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 10 October 2009
Subject Matter HomosHomos Homos, SexSex Sex
Performance Style RageRage Rage, ReasonReason Reason
Shirt Vert RedVert Red Vertical Red
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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9 October 2009
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Challenge for Clyde


Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women!

Transcript

Hmm, Captain's Log. The 10th of October 2009.

Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state... THE update [dramatic glasses removal] that will be on the CWCipedia tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that [short pause] good viewers.

Now, for those who DARE continue to mislabel me as dang gaaaaay, homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... [shakes head] I'm straight. I. Am. Straight.

[Chris approaches the camera by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his face]

And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosexual or anything like that, would I not-would I be having sex...

[angles camera down and shoves CWCRockin4Way.jpg fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's]

..with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women, and you know what? The one in the middle is half-and-half!

[Chris points camera back at his enraged face]

I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls!

[sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself]

Thank you very much [flashes victory sign with fingers] and have a good day.

[bends down to the controller to halt recording]

See also

9 October 2009 Chris's videos Challenge for Clyde