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'''9 October 2009''' (officially '''10092009''') is a video in which [[Chris]] states that [[Barbara]] does not have AIDS, that he is [[Homo|straight]], and that the [[trolls]] should GROW UP. | "'''9 October 2009'''" (officially "'''10092009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] states that [[Barbara]] does not have AIDS, that he is [[Homo|straight]], and that the [[trolls]] should [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP]]. | ||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
{{Infobox/video | |||
| name = 9 October 2009 | |||
| ytid = rt-KIjQW2nk | |||
| stardate = 9 [[October 2009]] | |||
| subject = {{Rumors|text}} | |||
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}} | |||
| previous = [[29 September 2009]] | |||
| next = [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]] | |||
}} | |||
{{quote|My mom does not have AIDS.}} | |||
===Transcript=== | === Transcript === | ||
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate October 9th, 2009. | [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: October 9th, 2009. | ||
I have a, uh, couple of small [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|updates]] that I wish to, uh, | I have a, uh, couple of small [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|updates]] that I wish to, uh, dispel the rumors about... such. | ||
[''[[Pedo-Glasses|Dramatic glasses removal]]''] | [''[[Pedo-Glasses|Dramatic glasses removal]]''] | ||
Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. | Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang—[''wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist''] dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [''waves to the [[PSEye|camera]]''] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse—make it—makes it worse [''waves to the camera again''] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [''waves to the camera a third time''] food poisoning from bad [[China|Chinese]] food. But turned out dah—it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s—the spicy food, so my mom can no long—can not eat spicy or sugary foods or [[CWC Cola|drinks]]. | ||
Colitis is an infection of the colon. | Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.<ref>[[wikipedia:Colitis|look it up on the Wik...ipedia]]</ref> | ||
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. | And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. '''I'''... '''AM'''... [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|'''STRAIGHT''']]. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang, dirty stupid comments! I am NOT [[Homos|GAY]], I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! [[wikipedia:Pot calling the kettle black|Grow up!]] | ||
[''long pause, grunt''] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor spreadings. | [''long pause, grunt''] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor-spreadings. Because you're—'cause-shh [''pause''] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and [[List of Chris's lies|if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything]]. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the [[Sonichu 9|comic pages]], and [''wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist''] the [[CWCipedia]] will be update—will have another update... this weekend. | ||
[''peace sign''] Peace out, and have a safe day. | [''peace sign''] Peace out, and have a safe day. | ||
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Latest revision as of 21:17, 9 September 2021
"9 October 2009" (officially "10092009") is a video in which Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should GROW UP.
Video
| 9 October 2009 | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 9 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Rumors
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| Shirt |  Vertical Red
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous 29 September 2009 |
next Warning - Naughty Women ;) |
| “ | My mom does not have AIDS. | ” |
Transcript
Captain's Log, Stardate: October 9th, 2009.
I have a, uh, couple of small updates that I wish to, uh, dispel the rumors about... such.
Uh, number one, my mother WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Which is a dang—[wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist] dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [waves to the camera] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse—make it—makes it worse [waves to the camera again] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS. She went to the hospital because we thought it was [waves to the camera a third time] food poisoning from bad Chinese food. But turned out dah—it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s—the spicy food, so my mom can no long—can not eat spicy or sugary foods or drinks.
Colitis is an infection of the colon. You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.[1]
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME. I... AM... STRAIGHT. I am so sick of being mislabeled as such. Quit e-mailing me with those dang, dirty stupid comments! I am NOT GAY, I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls, and while you're at it [raises hand for illustrative emphasis] grow up! Grow up!
[long pause, grunt] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor-spreadings. Because you're—'cause-shh [pause] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything. I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the comic pages, and [wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist] the CWCipedia will be update—will have another update... this weekend.
[peace sign] Peace out, and have a safe day.
References
| ⇐ 29 September 2009 | Chris's videos | Warning - Naughty Women ;) ⇒ |
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