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'''11012009 I AM STRONG''' is a video Chris uploaded on | "'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he has muscles. | ||
He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler| | He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's previous [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like [[wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]] with a sore throat. | ||
The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], | The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice. | ||
== Video == | == Video == | ||
{{Infobox/video | |||
| name = I AM STRONG | |||
| ytid = xfS2relLqac | |||
| stardate = 1 [[November 2009]] | |||
| subject = {{Power|text}} | |||
| style ={{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}} | |||
| saga = {{Clyde|text}} | |||
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}} | |||
| previous = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]] | |||
| next = [[Twin Falling Towers]] | |||
}} | |||
{{quote|I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE!}} | |||
=== Transcript === | === Transcript === | ||
[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. | [[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|200px|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]] | ||
[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant''] | |||
You tink you're so tough...[[Clyde is Weaker than Water| | [''Trying to sound tough; comes up with ridiculous voice instead''] You tink you're so tough... [''clears throat''] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|You think you're so tough?]] No you are not! You are weak! | ||
[''Chris points at the camera mockingly | [''Chris points at the camera mockingly in the fashion of Hulk Hogan, a gesture he repeats throughout the video''] | ||
Dis battle is | Dis battle is far from-[[Chris and English|this war is far from beyond over]], [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde!]] You got nothin'! | ||
[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture | [''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture''] | ||
YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM | YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STROOOOONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRRGH! | ||
[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.''] | [''Chris returns to posing and loudly grunting until the video concludes. Chris moves to turn the camera off''] | ||
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== | ==Fan video == | ||
{{Infobox/Fanvideo | |||
| name = Strong Man Chris Chan | |||
| ytid = zUiNCXnw218 | |||
| maker = Apples and Grapes for dinner | |||
| stardate = 15 [[May 2015]]}} | |||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|nextlink=[[Twin Falling Towers]]|}} | |||
{{Troll Videos}} | {{Troll Videos}} | ||
{{Power videos}} | |||
{{ClydeCashSaga}} | |||
{{Clyde Saga}} | |||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]] | |||
[[Category: Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]] | |||
[[Category:Kodak camera videos|2009-11-01]] | |||
Latest revision as of 16:28, 29 July 2024
"11012009 I AM STRONG" is a video Chris uploaded on 1 November 2009 in which he acts like he has muscles.
He also got a haircut. Barb decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's previous middle-aged manchild look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like Kermit the Frog with a sore throat.
The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare Clyde Cash, whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.
Video
| I AM STRONG | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 1 November 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style |  Smug,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  Blue with Logo
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Greetings to Kacey's folks |
next Twin Falling Towers |
| “ | I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! | ” |
Transcript
[Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant]
[Trying to sound tough; comes up with ridiculous voice instead] You tink you're so tough... [clears throat] You think you're so tough? No you are not! You are weak!
[Chris points at the camera mockingly in the fashion of Hulk Hogan, a gesture he repeats throughout the video]
Dis battle is far from-this war is far from beyond over, Mister Clyyyyyde! You got nothin'!
[Chris holds out his fist, with the Amnyfest Ring, in a menacing gesture]
YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STROOOOONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRRGH!
[Chris returns to posing and loudly grunting until the video concludes. Chris moves to turn the camera off]
Fan video
| Strong Man Chris Chan | |
| Direct link | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 15 May 2015 |
| Made By | Apples and Grapes for dinner |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| ⇐ Greetings to Kacey's folks | Chris's videos | Twin Falling Towers ⇒ |
 Clyde Cash Saga
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