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'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to ads on the [[CWCipedia]] claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement. | |||
Note that an ad [[parody]]ing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], with [[Affair with Mother|an Oedipal Chris]] and [[Barbara]], had been up for three days and he never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead ''right next to it.'' Some fellow Christorians have theorized that perhaps nudity and matriphilia are calmly accepted around the Chandler household, while others propose that Chris is too dense to realize that the woman depicted is meant to be his mother. | |||
In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]], Alec told Chris that the ads would be removed from CWCipedia on the condition that Chris would apologize for specific things – Alec had Chris writing them down, and in this video, Chris is literally reading a script in an emotionless, particularly insincere manner, on camera. While Chris obviously half-assed yet another precious task given to him, the trolls honored their end of the deal and nevertheless removed the ads from CWCipedia. | |||
==Part 1== | |||
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| | | shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}} | ||
| | . Blue/Gray | ||
| previous = [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] | | previous = [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] | ||
| next = Part 2 | | next = [[I am Alive#Part 2|One more thing...]] | ||
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{{quote|Here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing! Shoo. There you go.}} | |||
=== Transcript === | |||
[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG|thumb|left|200px|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]] | |||
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|right|200px|...but surprisingly, [[Affair with Mother|this]] elicits no response.]] | |||
[''[[sigh]]''] C-Log, February 4th, [[2010]]. | |||
First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Don't listen to that stupid [[Mao]] and his... advertisements. Don't ''[sic]'' I look dead to you? No, I'm alive, safe, well, and [[Chris and Health|healthy]]. | |||
As for the announcements, uh, I admit [[Alec]] has a sizable fanbase, possibly greater than my own, currently. Uhh, I had—I originally had permission for using [[Simonchu]] in my comics from [[Evan]], but then he took it away, [[Simonla]] was not mine, so I'm giving it back to him by killing her later. Uhh... I admit editing small article, I'll just delete it altogether later today—or later on. | |||
''[[sigh]]'' I apologize to Alec for calling him [[naïve]] multiple times. And, uh, I apologize to Mao—here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing! Shoo. There you go. | |||
Uhh... I just been—forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck. | |||
And I apologize to Alec for—for taking [[Asperchu]] and his—rec—and his recreated characters... for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa—there'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother... hmm. I apologize for [[Basement Rosechus|accusing him for female entrapment]] and, uh, rumors about [[rape]]. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. [[Isabella Loretta Janke|You don't rape a hamster!]] | |||
And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but [[Mass debating|real life]] just happens, though. That's my only excuse, real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates. | |||
Yeah, so with that. I'll leave you all with that, and I'm alive, safe, well. Okay, have a good day. | |||
==Part 2== | |||
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| stardate = 5 [[February 2010]] | |||
| subject = {{Website|text}} | |||
| style = {{Reason|text}} | |||
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}} | |||
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}} | |||
| previous = [[I am Alive#Part 1|I am Alive]] | |||
| next = [[9 February 2010|Captain's Log 9 February 2010]] | |||
}} | }} | ||
===Transcript=== | === Transcript === | ||
Oh, and one more thing. I'll admit—I admit that I was—that I trolled Alec, in the sense like I was trolled before, and I apologize for that. I didn't want to leave that detail out. I [[Rollin' and Trollin'|trolled]] Alec, and I apologize for that, and I will not troll him anymore. Okay. | |||
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[[Category:Asperchu Saga videos| 2010-02-05]] | |||
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I am Alive (officially 02042010 - I am Alive.MOV) is a two-part video uploaded by Chris on 5 February 2010. In reaction to ads on the CWCipedia claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to apologize to Evan and Alec stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.
Note that an ad parodying ShecameforCWC.JPG, with an Oedipal Chris and Barbara, had been up for three days and he never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead right next to it. Some fellow Christorians have theorized that perhaps nudity and matriphilia are calmly accepted around the Chandler household, while others propose that Chris is too dense to realize that the woman depicted is meant to be his mother.
In Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6, Alec told Chris that the ads would be removed from CWCipedia on the condition that Chris would apologize for specific things – Alec had Chris writing them down, and in this video, Chris is literally reading a script in an emotionless, particularly insincere manner, on camera. While Chris obviously half-assed yet another precious task given to him, the trolls honored their end of the deal and nevertheless removed the ads from CWCipedia.
Part 1
| 02042010 - I am Alive.MOV | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 February 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Website
|
| Performance Style |  Reason
|
| Saga |  Asperchu
|
| Shirt |  The Napoleon
. Blue/Gray |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Apologies to Alec and Evan |
next One more thing... |
| “ | Here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing! Shoo. There you go. | ” |
Transcript
[sigh] C-Log, February 4th, 2010.
First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Don't listen to that stupid Mao and his... advertisements. Don't [sic] I look dead to you? No, I'm alive, safe, well, and healthy.
As for the announcements, uh, I admit Alec has a sizable fanbase, possibly greater than my own, currently. Uhh, I had—I originally had permission for using Simonchu in my comics from Evan, but then he took it away, Simonla was not mine, so I'm giving it back to him by killing her later. Uhh... I admit editing small article, I'll just delete it altogether later today—or later on.
sigh I apologize to Alec for calling him naïve multiple times. And, uh, I apologize to Mao—here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing! Shoo. There you go.
Uhh... I just been—forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck.
And I apologize to Alec for—for taking Asperchu and his—rec—and his recreated characters... for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa—there'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother... hmm. I apologize for accusing him for female entrapment and, uh, rumors about rape. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. You don't rape a hamster!
And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but real life just happens, though. That's my only excuse, real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates.
Yeah, so with that. I'll leave you all with that, and I'm alive, safe, well. Okay, have a good day.
Part 2
| Part 2 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 February 2010 |
| Subject Matter | Website
|
| Performance Style | Reason
|
| Saga | Asperchu
|
| Shirt | The Napoleon
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I am Alive |
next Captain's Log 9 February 2010 |
Transcript
Oh, and one more thing. I'll admit—I admit that I was—that I trolled Alec, in the sense like I was trolled before, and I apologize for that. I didn't want to leave that detail out. I trolled Alec, and I apologize for that, and I will not troll him anymore. Okay.
| ⇐ Apologies to Alec and Evan | Chris's videos | 9 February 2010 ⇒ |
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