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Those who Pledge should notice just how shit Chris treats, well, everyone. Pledge an incredible amount of money and you will be allowed to make '''1 video request''', and it must adhere to Chris's strict guidelines. Even someone donating a small fortune every month isn't allowed the freedom to request a video on what they want.
Those who Pledge should notice just how shit Chris treats, well, everyone. Pledge an incredible amount of money and you will be allowed to make '''1 video request''', and it must adhere to Chris's strict guidelines. Even someone donating a small fortune every month isn't allowed the freedom to request a video on what they want.


It is also worth noting that donators giving $50 or more every month will be allowed to add Chris on Skype. This will give trolls who enjoy burning money to have "direct" contact with Chris, however it is unknown just how frequently he uses Skype, if at all. More likely, his inbox will just be filled up with hundreds of JUUULLLAYYY's and other nonsense that will just be glanced over by him.
It is also worth noting that donators giving $50 or more every month will be allowed to add Chris on Skype. This will give trolls who enjoy burning money to have "direct" contact with Chris, however it is unknown just how frequently he uses Skype, if at all. More likely, his inbox will just be filled up with hundreds of [[A-Logging|JUUULLLAYYY]]'s and other nonsense that will just be ignored when he signs into Skype once every few months.
   
   
The Rewards:
The Rewards:

Revision as of 18:47, 1 December 2016

Chris joined Patreon on 30 November 2016.

Overview

I am the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, Christine Weston Chandler, also known as Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan and so forth among my fan base and many trolls and cyber bullies on the internet since 2000. I have drawn and colored more than eleven books worth of stories, content and so forth, as well as my own official Sonichu and Rosechu figures and merchandise. I am looking to expand, officially, and in person/face-to-face; not long-distant over the internet. (Too many phonies and fakers)

I still reside with my mother and our dogs and cats, and we have a slew of financial problems, alongside a number of being the victim of internet trolls, blackmail and deception, and so forth, that have long emotionally and mentally scarred me greatly. My creativity has been affected, and the only resolve, I feel, is less worries hanging over my head. And the home finances are a start that I'd like very much to resolve, including the mortgage and debts. And that is why I am here on Patreon, to hopefully free our household of all that financial stress and find better peace of mind for myself to better be able to create again.

The extra $50K in the goal is for allowance for room, and for saving for future rainy day(s).

Goals

Pay off ALL of my home's finances, including the Mortgage and Credit Cards, so I can feel better peace of mind and less weight long-time hanging over my head like many hippopotamuses, and will feel better able to draw, color, create and so forth of my very own Sonichu and Rosechu.

Rewards

Chris's reward section of Patreon is filled with ludicrous stretch-goals, where one will find themselves having more or less the same benefits from pledging $50 a month as pledging $100,000 a month, once again showing Chris's inability to comprehend finances; or he just lazily copy and pasted each of the goals.

Those who Pledge should notice just how shit Chris treats, well, everyone. Pledge an incredible amount of money and you will be allowed to make 1 video request, and it must adhere to Chris's strict guidelines. Even someone donating a small fortune every month isn't allowed the freedom to request a video on what they want.

It is also worth noting that donators giving $50 or more every month will be allowed to add Chris on Skype. This will give trolls who enjoy burning money to have "direct" contact with Chris, however it is unknown just how frequently he uses Skype, if at all. More likely, his inbox will just be filled up with hundreds of JUUULLLAYYY's and other nonsense that will just be ignored when he signs into Skype once every few months.

The Rewards:

$50 or more per month
  • Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
  • Allow adding me onto their Skype
  • Access to patron-only content
  • Sneak peek photos of upcoming releases
  • Patron-only polls

$100 or more per month

  • Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
  • Add Me on Skype
  • Plus all previous rewards

$1,000 or more per month

  • Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
  • Add Me on Skype
  • Plus all previous rewards

$10,000 or more per month

  • Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
  • Add Me on Skype
  • Plus all previous rewards

Faster Creation Recovery - $100,000 or more per month

  • Nearly Halfway to the Goal; Happy Day! I would feel a lot better.
  • Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
  • Add Me on Skype
  • Plus all previous rewards

Fastest to Immediate Creation Recovery - $200,000 or more per month

  • After paying off EVERYONE, Swiftest Creation Recovery!
  • Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
  • Add Me on Skype
  • Plus all previous rewards

See also

External links