CWC Update 8 January 2009

Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of Jay Z but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his fangs.

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Captain's log, January 8th 2009.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Sonichu fanbase, unfortunately due to, uh, a troll having, uh, found access to the, uh, database behind sonichu.net, it is temporary shut down and, uh, I cannot change the password at the moment. But, uh, apparently the, uh, guy said that uh, he can re--he can fix it so--pretty much forced him to do it, so, you know, GREGG MAAAAAYS! GREGG MAYS! At gmail dot com!

With three G's.

In the "Gregg."

[sighs] If you do not reupload sonichu.net back to the way it was...before you even started, I will come down AT you with my boys from Nintendo and my big, and my lawyer man from, uh, bi--and my lawyer man from Nintendo, Jay Z, he gonna come down with his boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega, they gonna rain d--they gonna track you down. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that, bring my website back to the way it was!

Jay Z, if you were the one of the trolls that wanted a response, you're getting it, so just listen to me ya jerk! REUPLOAD IT, or we're gonna rain heck on you, because I'm not afraid to [puts mouth right up to the camera, trying to show off his eyeteeth] SHOW MY FANGS!!!

[returns to seat, sighs] But I digress.

Peace and love to all the rest of the Son--all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans. Thanks for your patience.