Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction
During Christian's campaign to have his Encyclopedia Dramatica page removed, the site is suffering from frequent outages and slow load times due to traffic exceeding the server's capacity. A fundraiser is held to secure enough donations to improve the site's server. Christian presumes that this is somehow his doing, and commands his followers to withhold monetary support of the site. To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7.
The decision to take credit for the destruction of ED undoubtedly raised Christian's profile, attracting many more trolls to take notice of him and seek vengeance. Additionally, his presentation of the Family Guy/Ghostbusters scene, accompanied by his performance of the Ghostbusters theme, is among the crowning acheivements of his lolcow career. Since his artwork is terrible and the pages shown in the video are uncolored and indecipherable, the entire video becomes a surreal testament to Christian's entire bizarre existence.
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Transcript
Ladies and gentlemen on the internet! To all the Sonichu fans! I am pleased to announce that, uh, the Encyclopedia Dramatica, not only the web page, but the whole freaking website's goin' down! And to make sure it sta--and to make sure it definitely goes down and stays down, do NOT-- and I repeat, do NOT--donate any money. To that web pa--to that website. Especially if you want to, uh, see the more adventures of Sonichu that I am dra--that I am conjuring up in my mind and drawing up.
And to give you a little real reward for, uh, your help and effort in the, uh, destruction of that heinous slander, I will grant you the, uh, an access preview to an, to a little, to a joke I wrote in the upcoming iss--in the upcoming issue, which I have yet to complete. It opens at me, uh thinking, "Hmm...I feel as silly as the time I temporary gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at Ghost Command." And Seth McFarline--message for you, creator of Family Guy--here's a silly skitch that you may use! You have my full permission to use this skitch. Now as I show you the drawings, note that they are not colored in yet, but I will, uh, be reading the lines as they are, uh, said. [points camera down to comic pages]
[Shows page 9, panel 1; the cast of Filmation's Ghostbusters and Sammy are seated away from the viewer, in front of the Skelevision] OK, so, we've got everybody sitting at the couch there. "TV-14," just for this skitch! Just like the Family Guy show. The Skelevision says, "Uh, I gotta use the bathroom, excuse me!" Then I'm sittin' in the, sittin' right there and I'm sayin' "Uh, I gotta use the can too."
[Panel 2; Sammy finds the Skelevision has taken the only restroom] Well we see that, uh, I found, I find the door and there's like "Uh, occupied!" Look at this: Neutral bathroom for ghosts.
[Panel 3; Sammy mistakes the Skelevator for another restroom] And I say, "Ahh, here's a can!"
[Panel 4; Sammy is hidden inside the Skelevator] "Hmm, I wonder what these buttons do?"
[Page 10, panels 1-2; Sammy is sent down the Skelevator] Whoop! Whoosh! Wahooo!
[From Page 10, panel 3 to Page 12, panel 3, Sammy undergoes the Ghostbusters transformation sequence as Christian sings the theme music] Let's go Ghostbusters, let's go! Let's go, let's go! Let's go Ghostbusters, let's go! Let's go, let's go! Doo-doo doo doo doo doo dooooo, doodoo doo do dooo! Doo-doo doo doo doo doo dooooo, doodoo doo do dooo! Doo-doo doo doo doo doo dooooo, doodoo doo do dooo! Let's go Ghostbusters, let's go! Let's go, let's go! Let's go Ghostbusters, let's go! Let's go, let's go! Doo-doo doo doo doo doo dooooo, doodoo doo do dooo! Doo-doo doo doo doo doo dooooo, doodoo doo do dooo!
[Page 12, panel 4; the Ghost Buggy is sleeping at the end of the Skelevator] "Honnk-shuuu, honnk-shuu, honnk-shuu--"
[Page 12 panel 5 and page 13; Sammy lands in G.B. with enough force to overwhelm the car's suspension, causing the wheels to snap off; Sammy apparently shits himself] Bwsssshhh! Pfffffft! "Ooooohhhhhh!!! MY ACHIN' AXELS!!!" "Uhh, ohhh boy! This is not the bathroom. Whooops." No wheels! That's the joke there!
Oh and here's a funnier joke. [turns to page 14, panel 1; Christian and Magi-Chan are interrupted by Sammy from the previous scene] I'm interrupted, my fat guy says, "Uh, excuse me..."
[Panel 2; Chris and Sammy appear together] "Uh, is it possible that, uh, I may, uh, keep this ou--uh, cool outfit? I need as, uh--this cool outfit? I need as many big outfits as I can get." And I said, "Sure, no problem, S--no problem, Sammy." Fat guy's name. Sammy. See? We co-exist. "No problem, Sammy. We may need you for another bit in the future anyway. Your medal was not painted with the very special unique symbol and writing on the back, so that nobody will mistake it for my original." "Oh, neat, thanks! Hey, I'll see ya later, I gotta go have brewski!"
And there you go! Family j--Guy joke to look forward to in the next episode, which will get on the internet soon enough, but mostly, only, if that webpage goes down. So keep on not donating it, and encouraging everybody else to keep the money in their wallets as well. You can save that money for the PBS stations, keep the British comedy going. All right, y'all take care, peace out.
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