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''[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish [[Chris and Anger|rage]], flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]'' | ''[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish [[Chris and Anger|rage]], flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]'' | ||
'''''MY [[Barbara Chandler| | '''''MY [[Barbara Chandler|MOTHER]] AND MY [[Bob Chandler|FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!''''' | ||
'''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A''''' | '''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A'''''BOUT MY HOUSE''''' | ||
'''''OFF!<br> | '''''OFF!<br>THE!<br>INTERNET!''''' | ||
''[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously]'' I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[Jerkops|police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY '''[[Power|POWER]]!''' | ''[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously]'' I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[Jerkops|police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY '''[[Power|POWER]]!''' | ||
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''[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which [[Bob Chandler]] enters and speaks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when [[Bob Walks In|Bob walked in]]. This scene is included in the Uncut version below]'' | ''[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which [[Bob Chandler]] enters and speaks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when [[Bob Walks In|Bob walked in]]. This scene is included in the Uncut version below]'' | ||
So yeah, please, get everything off | So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet... | ||
{{RageQuote|NowNOWNOW''NOWNOW | {{RageQuote|NowNOWNOW''NOWNOW | ||
'''NOWWWWWW!'''''}} | '''NOWWWWWW!'''''}} | ||
''[Chris | ''[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera [[Obesity|noticably shakes]]]'' | ||
''[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]'' | ''[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]'' | ||
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==Uncut== | ==Uncut== | ||
{{quote|Shut | {{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}} | ||
An uncut version aka '''ECV 00192''' was posted by [[Vivian Gee]] on 29 August 2009, where [[Bob Chandler]] walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet. | An uncut version aka '''ECV 00192''' was posted by [[Vivian Gee]] on 29 August 2009, where [[Bob Chandler]] walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet. | ||
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ...THAT—GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...</span> | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ...THAT—GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...</span> | ||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Listen-to-me!</span> ''[muffled by CWC's "OFF | <span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Listen-to-me!</span> ''[muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> Listen to me.</span> | ||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': </span> ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob]''<span style="color:RoyalBlue"> Yes...</span> | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': </span> ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob]''<span style="color:RoyalBlue"> Yes...</span> | ||
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''[Chris [[sigh]]s and attempts to turn off his [[PS3|PSEye]], but fails to realize that it's still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him]'' | ''[Chris [[sigh]]s and attempts to turn off his [[PS3|PSEye]], but fails to realize that it's still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him]'' | ||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I don't care what you do.</span> ''[pointing at PSEye]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> You get all that stuff | <span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I don't care what you do.</span> ''[pointing at PSEye]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.</span> | ||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm working on it.</span> ''[slaps hands to his side]'' | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm working on it.</span> ''[slaps hands to his side]'' | ||
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span>'' [sighs]''<span style="color:RoyalBlue"> I see.</span> | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span>'' [sighs]''<span style="color:RoyalBlue"> I see.</span> | ||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': You go get | <span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.</span> | ||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...</span> | ||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Nooo...</span> | <span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Nooo...</span> | ||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Its—It's, ahh, '' | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Its—It's, ahh, ''out of my control''</span> ''[flails arms]'' | ||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': No, '''you''' get 'em off.</span> | <span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': No, '''you''' get 'em off.</span> | ||
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'</span> | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'</span> | ||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ''[interrupting]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> | <span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ''[interrupting]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> Listennn,</span> | ||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': --about our house!</span> | |||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta ''my'' house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us!</span> ''[Bob exits the room again]'' | |||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...</span> | |||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Get that ''stuff'' OFFA THERE...</span> | |||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': '''I'M ''WOORK'''''--</span> | |||
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!</span> | |||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm ''WORKIN' '' on it!''</span></span> [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]'' | |||
''[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]'' | |||
==The Greene County Health Department responds== | ==The Greene County Health Department responds== | ||
Revision as of 13:45, 4 November 2012
THAT IS MY HOUSE, aka ECV 00193, is a video uploaded 27 August 2009 in which Chris demands footage of his house be removed from the Internet.
Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by troll archivists. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring Chris's father was acquired by Vivian Gee and leaked onto YouTube.
Description
| I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!
I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter. Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 |
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| THAT IS MY HOUSE | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  The Internet
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Shirt |  The Big Green
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC |
next ECV 00192 |
Transcript
[Chris races into frame, obviously angry and upset- he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]
This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, [dramatic glasses removal] BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...
[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]
MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!
THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE
OFF!
THE!
INTERNET!
[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously] I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!
[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which Bob Chandler enters and speaks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when Bob walked in. This scene is included in the Uncut version below]
So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...
NowNOWNOWNOWNOW NOWWWWWW!
[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticably shakes]
[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]
Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else.
Uncut
| “ | Shut that goddamn thing off! | ” |
| Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that goddamn Internet | ||
An uncut version aka ECV 00192 was posted by Vivian Gee on 29 August 2009, where Bob Chandler walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In Mailbag 25 Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet.
We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the Health Department of Greene County will discover the squalor of the Chandler Household and condemn it.
Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to an inflatable person, made of plastic).
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| ECV 00192 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 29 August 2009 |
| Performance Style | Rage
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| Shirt | The Big Green
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous THAT IS MY HOUSE |
next Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls |
Transcript
[At 0:28, Bob opens the door and walks in]
Chris: ...THAT—GET IT OFF THE INNERNET...
Bob: Listen-to-me! [muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"] Listen to me.
Chris: [his expression changes rapidly and slowly turns to face Bob] Yes...
Bob: Listen to ME.
Chris: Yes.
Bob: Shut that goddamn thing off!
[Chris sighs and attempts to turn off his PSEye, but fails to realize that it's still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him]
Bob: I don't care what you do. [pointing at PSEye] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.
Chris: I'm working on it. [slaps hands to his side]
Bob: Go work on it! [points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]
Chris: I am working--
Bob: Do you realize? Do. you. realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it.
Chris: [sighs] I see.
Bob: You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.
Chris: I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...
Bob: Nooo...
Chris: Its—It's, ahh, out of my control [flails arms]
Bob: No, you get 'em off.
Chris: It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!
Bob: Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!
Chris: I'm working on it!
Bob: Go do it!
Chris: I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...
Bob: GGet in here and do it!
Chris: I--[sputters]
Bob: [walks out of the room] I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.
Chris: I'll working on it!
Bob: [from outside] Git in there and staart!
Chris: III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'
Bob: [interrupting] Listennn,
Chris: --about our house!
Bob: I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! [Bob exits the room again]
Chris: Aw'right... lemme just...
Bob: Get that stuff OFFA THERE...
Chris: I'M WOORK--
Bob: ...and get it offa there fast!
Chris: I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm WORKIN' on it! [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]
[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]
The Greene County Health Department responds
In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:
| Dear Bob S:
Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that choose to live there. Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the "deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no specific health regulations that address individual choices in private living conditions. We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of the situation. Please contact me if I can be of further assistance. Jeffrey T. McDaniel |
Fan videos
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THAT IS MY VIDEO
This video has been removed from YouTube and/or elsewhere by Jerkops, and requires immediate replacement.
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| NOW MIX | |
| Stardate | 27 August 2009 |
| Made By | Vivian |
| Video Type | Remix |
| Other Info | The original song |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler | |
| Stardate | 27 August 2009 |
| Made By | tregnier279 |
| Video Type | Remix |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler) | |
| Stardate | 09 January 2010 |
| Made By | Liquid Chris |
| Video Type | Mix |
| Other Info | Arguably the most popular fan video of them all |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| (YTPMV) THAT IS MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN | |
| Stardate | 25 April 2011 |
| Made By | RainingMetal |
| Video Type | Mix |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
See also
| ⇐ Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC | Chris's videos | Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls ⇒ |