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{{quote|I have no...I have no hate... I have little... [[Chris and anger|I have no hatred or anger]] towards the [[Homos|gay men]]. None at all.  No questions, straight forward.  I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?|Chris [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] to impress [[china]]}}
'''XBox is OK.MOV''' is the second of two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his [[Hex Box|Xbox]] hatred, stating that he has nothing against [[homos|homosexual men]], and removing any [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] he placed.


'''XBox is OK.MOV''' is the second of two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his [[Hex Box|Xbox]] hatred, stating that he has nothing against the [[homos|gay men]], and removing any [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] he placed. Chris appears to be trying to clear his name, perhaps to demonstrate to a certain [[Jackie|sweetheart]] that he has changed his ways.
Chris's recantations were, of course, merely a bid to impress Jackie, who had mentioned her fondness of the [[HEXBox]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 13]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> and dislike of Chris's homophobia.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5]]</ref> Not too surprising to veteran trolls, mind you, who would quickly notice the absence of the Medallion Of Fail, making this video anything ''but'' TRUE and HONEST. Sure enough, years later, Chris would wind up vandalizing a Wal-Mart's Xbox One display, proving just that.


It is unclear why Chris has had a change of heart over the Xbox. Having shown his first [[PS3]] no love by [[The MovingForward videos|destroying it]], it only took Chris a matter of days to purchase a new one. This new PS3 appears in the video, and is used in the first video Chris uploaded earlier the same day. Chris apparently has also bought an Xbox.
This was Chris's last video to use the opening phrase "[[Captain's Log]]" until 6 years later with [[Update_20160718]].


== Video ==
== Video ==
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== Transcript ==
{{quote|I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?}}
 
=== Transcript ===


[[Captain's Log]].  Stardate September 13, 2010.
[[Captain's Log]].  Stardate September 13, 2010.
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I am making this video to make a public statement.   
I am making this video to make a public statement.   


I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the XBox. [''Indicates his shelves. The Xbox is on the third shelf down and towards the middle, hidden amongst the junk'']  It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play BlueRay, but! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another [[Wii]], or a Wii is another gaming console.   
I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the Xbox. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play Blu-ray, but! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another [[Wii]], or a Wii is another gaming console.   


[''Turns to his TV''] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center [''gestures at the TV; a Sackboy is visibly idling on the screen''] because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [''loses train of thought momentarily''] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - [[List of Chris's games|systems and games]] that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years.   
[''Turns to his TV''] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center [''gestures at the TV; Chris's [[:File:ModNation XBox360ko.jpg|Xbox 360ko]] [[ModNation Racers|Mod]] is visibly idling on the screen''] because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [[Autism|[''loses train of thought momentarily'']]] [''a groaning noise is audible in the background''] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - [[List of Chris's games|systems and games]] that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years.   


And also, I would like to make another statement. [''Looks away from the camera''] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have [[Chris and anger|no hatred or anger]] towards the gay men. [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|None at all.]] No questions, straight forward. [''Chris looks visibly insincere''] I'm cool with...[[It's UGH!|I'm cool with you gays]], you know? You go do what you want to do, just you know, keep it to yourselves. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.
And also, I would like to make another statement. [''Looks away from the camera''] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have [[Chris and anger|no hatred or anger]] towards the gay men. [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|None at all.]] No questions, straight forward. [''Chris looks visibly insincere''] I'm cool with...[[It's UGH!|I'm cool with you gays]], you know? [''the groaning noise is audible again''] You go do what you want to do, just you know, [[Honest Content|keep it to yourselves]]. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.


[''pauses and shifts positioning'']
[''pauses and shifts positioning'']


[''mumbles''] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.
[''mumbles''] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.


Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [''Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion''] I remove ALL [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|hexes and curses]] to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [wave of his arm] cleansed! You're all forgiven. Every last one of you. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness!]]
Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [''Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion''] I remove ALL [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|hexes and curses]] to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [''wave of his arm''] cleansed! [[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|You're all forgiven.]] Every last one of you. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness!]]


And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.
And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.


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==Sources==
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{{Captain's Log}}
{{Captain's Log}}


[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-13 b]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-13 b]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2010-09-13 b]]

Latest revision as of 03:22, 15 June 2024

XBox is OK.MOV is the second of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 September 2010. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his Xbox hatred, stating that he has nothing against homosexual men, and removing any curses he placed.

Chris's recantations were, of course, merely a bid to impress Jackie, who had mentioned her fondness of the HEXBox[1][2][3] and dislike of Chris's homophobia.[4] Not too surprising to veteran trolls, mind you, who would quickly notice the absence of the Medallion Of Fail, making this video anything but TRUE and HONEST. Sure enough, years later, Chris would wind up vandalizing a Wal-Mart's Xbox One display, proving just that.

This was Chris's last video to use the opening phrase "Captain's Log" until 6 years later with Update_20160718.

Video

XBox is OK.MOV
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 13 September 2010
Subject Matter RumorsRumors Rumors, HomosHomos Homos, Video gamesVideo games Video Games
Performance Style ReasonReason Reason, SmugSmug Smug
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
Shirt Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png The Happy Jack
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
To Jackie, with Love.MOV
next
Song for Jackie.MOV


I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?

Transcript

Captain's Log. Stardate September 13, 2010.

I am making this video to make a public statement.

I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the Xbox. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play Blu-ray, but! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another Wii, or a Wii is another gaming console.

[Turns to his TV] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center [gestures at the TV; Chris's Xbox 360ko Mod is visibly idling on the screen] because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [loses train of thought momentarily] [a groaning noise is audible in the background] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - systems and games that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years.

And also, I would like to make another statement. [Looks away from the camera] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. [Chris looks visibly insincere] I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know? [the groaning noise is audible again] You go do what you want to do, just you know, keep it to yourselves. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.

[pauses and shifts positioning]

[mumbles] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.

Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion] I remove ALL hexes and curses to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [wave of his arm] cleansed! You're all forgiven. Every last one of you. Forgiveness!

And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.

To Jackie, with Love.MOV Chris's videos Song for Jackie.MOV


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