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[[File:TheTitanicTruth.jpg|thumb|Lars' ship sunk by the [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]]]] | {{Manipulation}} | ||
[[File:TheTitanicTruth.jpg|thumb|Lars' ship sunk by the [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]].]] | |||
'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie wanted Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to sink a [[Lego|LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet. | '''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie wanted Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to sink a [[Lego|LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet. | ||
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[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] makes a rare appearance at the end; Chris later told Jackie that she was clearing out stink bugs from their filthy home.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 16]]</ref> | [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] makes a rare appearance at the end; Chris later told Jackie that she was clearing out stink bugs from their filthy home.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 16]]</ref> | ||
Of note in this video is further signs of Chris's [[Chris and health|rapid aging | Of note in this video is further signs of Chris's [[Chris and health|rapid aging]]. His [[hair]]line is further back than it ever has been, though it appears Chris may have resorted to growing his hair out to hide his premature balding. However, the way it looks makes him look creepier than ever before. | ||
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==Video== | ==Video== | ||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Lars' Ship has Sunk | | name = Lars' Ship has Sunk | ||
| | | ytid = ytzOHArRUzA | ||
| stardate = 25 [[September 2010]] | | stardate = 25 [[September 2010]] | ||
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}} | | subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}} | ||
| style = {{ | | style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}} | | shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]] | | previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]] | ||
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=== Transcript === | === Transcript === | ||
[[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]] | [[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|left|These guys had no idea what was coming.]] | ||
[[File:Hmmodel.jpg|thumb|What the video is about.]] | |||
Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of my... dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [''[[Chris and English|means to say "an obsession"]]''], with...model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat! | Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of my... dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [''[[Chris and English|means to say "an obsession"]]''], with...model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat! | ||
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[''Wails and breaks boat apart''] | [''Wails and breaks boat apart''] | ||
It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Steps on the "ship"''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|Weak as dirt]]. | It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Chris clumsily moves the camera down, revealing a skeleton minifigure lying next to the pieces of the boat''.] [''Steps on the "ship"''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|Weak as dirt]]. | ||
[''Points upwards''] [ | [''Points upwards''] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessi_Slaughter_cyberbullying_case The consequences will never be the same.] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my]] [[obesity|muscles]]. [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] says "Hello"''] | ||
[''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends''] | [''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends''] | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:47, 29 December 2023
| Manipulation Disclosure: The views Chris expresses may or may not be his own. Many of Chris's videos were orchestrated behind the scenes by trolls putting ideas in his head or goading him to act out; the majority of these interactions was never released to the public. |
Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV is a video Chris uploaded on 25 September 2010. Chris addresses the video to Lars, an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest sweetheart, Jackie, who had been spreading a nude photo of her around the Internet. Jackie wanted Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.[1] Chris proceeds to sink a LEGO boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.
Barb makes a rare appearance at the end; Chris later told Jackie that she was clearing out stink bugs from their filthy home.[2]
Of note in this video is further signs of Chris's rapid aging. His hairline is further back than it ever has been, though it appears Chris may have resorted to growing his hair out to hide his premature balding. However, the way it looks makes him look creepier than ever before.
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Lars' Ship has Sunk | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 25 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Gal Pals,  Violence,  Power
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| Performance Style |  Rage,  Smug,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  BrickFest 2000
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Song for Jackie.MOV |
next Anti Troll Movement Video1 |
| “ | The consequences will never be the same | ” |
| Chris on breaking LEGO | ||
Transcript
Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of my... dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [means to say "an obsession"], with...model boats! [Presents Lego boat] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat!
[Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board]
[High pitched voice] "Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"
[Wails and breaks boat apart]
It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [Chris clumsily moves the camera down, revealing a skeleton minifigure lying next to the pieces of the boat.] [Steps on the "ship"] Boom! Boom! [Cackles] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in] Weak as dirt.
[Points upwards] The consequences will never be the same. Lars, you are no match for me and my muscles. [Barb says "Hello"]
[Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends]
See also
- New Address
- Twin Falling Towers, in which Chris mocked another tragedy
References
| ⇐ Song for Jackie.MOV | Chris's videos | Anti Troll Movement Video1 ⇒ |
 Jackie Saga
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People: Chris • Jacklyn Romy • Lars McNulty • Sydney Kirsch | ||||
Emails: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 • 14 • 15 • 16 • 17 • 18 • 19 • 20 • 21 • 22 • 23 • 24 • 25 • 26 • 27 • 28 • 29 • 30 • 31 Chats: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • Lars Call | ||||
| Acts of Love: | Halloween Contest: | |||
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| Coinciding Sagas: GAMePLACe, First Exile, Calling Out | ||||