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''[[Clyde Cash|Gregg Mayyys]]!'' ''Gregg Mays!'' At gmail.com! With three Gs. In the “Gregg”. | ''[[Clyde Cash|Gregg Mayyys]]!'' ''Gregg Mays!'' At gmail.com! With three Gs. In the “Gregg”. | ||
[''groans''] If you do ''not'' re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even ''started''… [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|I will come down ''at'' you]]… with my boys from Nintendo and my big-- and my lawyer man from the… big-- and my lawyer man from Nintendo, [[Jay Z]]… [''assumes B-boy stance''] he gonna come down with ''his'' boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d-- they gonna track you ''down''. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that-- bring my website back up to the way it was! | [''groans''] If you do ''not'' re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even ''started''… [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|I will come down ''at'' you]]… with my boys from [[Nintendo]] and my big-- and my lawyer man from the… big-- and my lawyer man from Nintendo, [[Jay Z]]… [''assumes B-boy stance''] he gonna come down with ''his'' boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d-- they gonna track you ''down''. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that-- bring my website back up to the way it was! | ||
Jay Z, if you were the-- one of the trolls that wanted a response… ''you're gettin' it'', so just listen to me, ya ''jerk!'' ''Re-upload it!'' Or we're gonna rain ''heckle'' on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [''moves in for a canine close-up''] ''SHOW MY FANGS!'' | Jay Z, if you were the-- one of the trolls that wanted a response… ''you're gettin' it'', so just listen to me, ya ''jerk!'' ''Re-upload it!'' Or we're gonna rain ''heckle'' on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [''moves in for a canine close-up''] ''SHOW MY [[fangs|FANGS]]!'' | ||
[''returns to seat and sighs''] But I digress… | [''returns to seat and sighs''] But I digress… | ||
Peace and love to all the rest of the Son-- all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans. Thank you for your patience. | Peace and love to all the rest of the Son-- all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] fans. Thank you for your patience. | ||
Revision as of 11:19, 30 October 2009
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of Jay Z but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his fangs.
Video
| “ | I'm not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS! | ” |
Transcript
Captain's Log. January 8th, 2009. [inhales deeply]
Ladies and gentlemen of the Sonichu fan base: unfortunately, due to, uh… a troll having, uh, found access to the, uh… database behind sonichu.net, it is temporary shut down, and, uh, I cannot change the password at the moment. But, uh, apparently, the, uh, guy said that, uh, he can re-- he can fix it, so… I pretty much forced him to do it, so… y’know…
Gregg Mayyys! Gregg Mays! At gmail.com! With three Gs. In the “Gregg”.
[groans] If you do not re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even started… I will come down at you… with my boys from Nintendo and my big-- and my lawyer man from the… big-- and my lawyer man from Nintendo, Jay Z… [assumes B-boy stance] he gonna come down with his boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d-- they gonna track you down. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that-- bring my website back up to the way it was!
Jay Z, if you were the-- one of the trolls that wanted a response… you're gettin' it, so just listen to me, ya jerk! Re-upload it! Or we're gonna rain heckle on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [moves in for a canine close-up] SHOW MY FANGS!
[returns to seat and sighs] But I digress…
Peace and love to all the rest of the Son-- all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans. Thank you for your patience.
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