Chris and stress

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“	Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.	”
Chris, equating stress with being shot

“	I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.	”
Chris after finding out that Rosechu had a pickle all along

Chris in stressed mode.

Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.

When pressed on his "high-functioning" autism, Chris eventually learned that outside of high school, he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with depression or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense pressure or anxiety that would have had severe psychological and physical effects on his life prior to the Financhu Crisis apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress". Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.

When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his glasses and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the Internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the Love Quest. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives. Chris often cites stress as the reason why he isn't inspired to work on the comics; precisely why inspiration is needed to make Sonic recolours have sex with each other and kill Chris' enemies is not apparent.

In August 2013, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress is beginning to take a toll on his health. Given his rather unhealthy lifestyle, it's not unlikely.

Stressors

Category	Examples
Identity	His "mental block" of autism Talking to anyone about anything except himself Having his identity questioned Being referred to with the incorrect pronouns His daily struggle against becoming homosexual (pre-2014) Anything that autism isn't an excuse for
Sonichu Comic	Being parodied Copyright Issues His characters being accused of homosexuality
Online presence	Being famous The existence of webpages outlining his many failures Criticism (constructive or otherwise) Having drawings of him finger-banging Megan confused with Crystal
Domestic life	Chores Back when Bob was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living in a Superfund site is perfectly ok)
Outside the house	Anything requiring him to leave the house Getting a job Being banned from places he frequents Being banned from conventions Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe Losing trading card game matches (including to children)
Sweethearts	Taken women and the associated infinitely-high boyfriend-factor Asking girls to go out with him Being friend zoned His hormones Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy Finding out that his date was a mole working for the Man in the Pickle Suit Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else Finding out his Internet girlfriend will not give him china if he doesn't act like a normal person
Antagonists	Clyde Cash The Man in the Pickle Suit Bullies Trolls PVCC faculty Having someone pretend to be him Being confronted by his sweetheart's Father Being called a child
Other individuals	MALES Niggos People with Asperger syndrome Homosexuality (before 2014)
Other	Pickles Mortality Doses of reality Sega changing the color of Sonic's arms to blue Anything slightly inconvenient Anything that stress isn't an excuse for

Handling Stress

• Mass debating
• Having a sweetheart resetting his biological clock
• The prospect of having a "sex time"
• Playing vidya
• Hiring prostitutes
• Take medication

Things that Chris does when stressed

One of the more common symptoms of stress

• Shits himself
• Cries
• Becomes less/more productive than usual
• Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in YouTube videos
• Rages at his mailers
• Sends death threats
• Abuses his cameras
• Crashes Into Slumber
• Becomes increasingly homophobic
• Becomes increasingly racist
• Sighs excessively
• Suffers from memory loss
• Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas
• Drinks
• Attempts vehicular homicide
• Considers suicide

Hedgehog-defensive state

Chris performing the hedgehog-defensive state.

While being kicked out of the 2018 TooManyGames convention, Chris created the hedgehog-defensive state.

It consists of curling up in the fetal position and pretending that his "quills keep others back."