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I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?
Chris lying to impress china

XBox is OK.MOV is the second of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 September 2010. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his Xbox hatred, stating that he has nothing against the gay men, and removing any curses he placed. Chris appears to be trying to clear his name, perhaps to demonstrate to a certain sweetheart that he has changed his ways. The Apocalypse is expected to come any day now.

It is unclear why Chris has had a change of heart over the Xbox. Having shown his first PS3 no love by destroying it, it only took Chris a matter of days to purchase a new one. This new PS3 appears in the video, and is used in the first video Chris uploaded earlier the same day.

Approximately one month later, he not only regresses to homophobia in a video, but he has resumed cursing the trolls. As we have known all along, his platitudes were completely empty.

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Captain's Log. Stardate September 13, 2010.

I am making this video to make a public statement.

I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the Xbox. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play BluRay, but! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another Wii, or a Wii is another gaming console.

[Turns to his TV] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center [gestures at the TV; Chris's Xbox 360ko Mod is visibly idling on the screen] because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [loses train of thought momentarily] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - systems and games that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years.

And also, I would like to make another statement. [Looks away from the camera] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. [Chris looks visibly insincere] I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know? You go do what you want to do, just you know, keep it to yourselves. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.

[pauses and shifts positioning]

[mumbles] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.

Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion] I remove ALL hexes and curses to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [wave of his arm] cleansed! You're all forgiven. Every last one of you. Forgiveness!

And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.

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