Some Favored Comedians

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Some Favored Comedians (officially "Some Favored Comedians.MOV") is a 20 May 2010 video where Chris bores his fanbase by discussing various comedians and Seth McFarlane. He reiterates his dislike for the change in voice actors on The Cleveland Show, does a terrible Lucille Ball impression, and describes a scenario where Jerry Seinfeld meets him and does a stand up act about how awesome it is to meet a retarded manchild.

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Ah, Captain's Log, May 22nd- May 20th, 2010. I just uh, started up this video [takes his glasses off] to uh, give ya'll a little update about myself [puts glasses back on, coughs]. You know, I'm doing well, so's my mom, and for your information my father is alive and well so, that rumour is false. My father is alive and well.

Anyway uh, anyway with that I wanna talk about some of my favourite uh, comedy people. But uh, I'd like to start off with uh, prefacing with uh, prefacing an old- a past video of mine, of which I have uh made the complaint about uh... Regina Gomez who plays Nia Long on The Cleveland Show. I mean yeah that was definately like a trade down in comparison. [Chris turns to his TV] Let's go to a clip of Nia Long. [clip of The Cleaveland Show plays]

[Starts at 5:00] I like Jerry Sienfeld, he's a funny man. You know I would- you know I would definately like to see this, you know, even as a video response from Jerry Himself, his view on autis- on autistic people. Especially the high functioning autistics like myself, you know.

[Stares into space, makes a creepy smile]

And also, think about this, I probably sound like Jerry Sien- I probably sound like Jerry Sienfeld, you know? This could be a comedy routine for himself, you know, that he could do for autistics.

[Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Sienfeld]

Ah yeah, so I just recently been introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to [[Fuck quest|meet himself a lady], so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to the but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the unknown. That's very common among the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued infront of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.

[Pantomimes releasing mic, stares into space for a few moments.]

Ehyeah, but anyway I would definitely like to hear Jerry Seinfeld's uh, opinions and views, or a comedy sketch about autistic people. Cuz I want to ask him about that. Oh yeah, also you know, another Jewish dude I like- that he strikes me as funny, Brad Garret, you know, from everybody loves Raymond, also doing the guy from till does actually he also starred in an episode of Seinfeld I read, where he steals Jerry's car. Still that does- that seems kind of dumb, you know. I even read that he tried- he tried out for Kramer, I mean, I mean he definitely would not have been- I do not know if he would be a better Kramer, I mean [Voice changes] "What are you looking at crazy?" I dunno. Ha, I mean, [Waves arms around] "Who-whoop-whoop PIA! Yeah. Hi Jer!" Yeah I think uh, Brad Garrison is a little bit more subtle, but I like him too. You know. And I have nothing against Jewish people, I mean there's people too, and I got nothing against the Jewish community. I mean they have their views and we have our views, Let's leave it at that. I mean they're all- they're all- they're people we're people, [face contorts with racism] no problem.

I know I sent crossed signals about that at past points.

[Ends at 8:07]

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