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'''XBox is OK.MOV''' is the second of two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his [[Hex Box|Xbox]] hatred, stating that he has nothing against [[homos|homosexual men]], and removing any [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] he placed. | |||
' | Chris's recantations were, of course, merely a bid to impress Jackie, who had mentioned her fondness of the [[HEXBox]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 13]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> and dislike of Chris's homophobia.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5]]</ref> Not too surprising to veteran trolls, mind you, who would quickly notice the absence of the Medallion Of Fail, making this video anything ''but'' TRUE and HONEST. Sure enough, years later, Chris would wind up vandalizing a Wal-Mart's Xbox One display, proving just that. | ||
This was Chris's last video to use the opening phrase "[[Captain's Log]]" until 6 years later with [[Update_20160718]]. | |||
== Video == | == Video == | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = XBox is OK.MOV | | name = XBox is OK.MOV | ||
| | | ytid = 5JRXD-d-I3A | ||
| stardate = 13 September 2010 | | stardate = 13 [[September 2010]] | ||
| style = {{ | | style = {{reason|text}}, {{smug|text}} | ||
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Video games|text}} | | subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Video games|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} | |||
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}} | | shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}} | ||
| previous = [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]] | | previous = [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
== Transcript == | {{quote|I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?}} | ||
=== Transcript === | |||
[[Captain's Log]]. Stardate September 13, 2010. | [[Captain's Log]]. Stardate September 13, 2010. | ||
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I am making this video to make a public statement. | I am making this video to make a public statement. | ||
I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the | I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the Xbox. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play Blu-ray, but! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another [[Wii]], or a Wii is another gaming console. | ||
[''Turns to his TV''] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center because, the gaming | [''Turns to his TV''] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center [''gestures at the TV; Chris's [[:File:ModNation XBox360ko.jpg|Xbox 360ko]] [[ModNation Racers|Mod]] is visibly idling on the screen''] because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [[Autism|[''loses train of thought momentarily'']]] [''a groaning noise is audible in the background''] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - [[List of Chris's games|systems and games]] that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years. | ||
And also, I would like to make another statement. | And also, I would like to make another statement. [''Looks away from the camera''] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have [[Chris and anger|no hatred or anger]] towards the gay men. [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|None at all.]] No questions, straight forward. [''Chris looks visibly insincere''] I'm cool with...[[It's UGH!|I'm cool with you gays]], you know? [''the groaning noise is audible again''] You go do what you want to do, just you know, [[Honest Content|keep it to yourselves]]. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there. | ||
[''pauses and shifts positioning''] | [''pauses and shifts positioning''] | ||
[''mumbles''] | [''mumbles''] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm. | ||
Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. | Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [''Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion''] I remove ALL [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|hexes and curses]] to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [''wave of his arm''] cleansed! [[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|You're all forgiven.]] Every last one of you. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness!]] | ||
And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you. | And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you. | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]|nextlink= | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]}} | ||
==Sources== | |||
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{{Captain's Log}} | {{Captain's Log}} | ||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-13 b]] | |||
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-13 b]] | |||
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2010-09-13 b]] | |||
Latest revision as of 03:22, 15 June 2024
XBox is OK.MOV is the second of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 September 2010. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his Xbox hatred, stating that he has nothing against homosexual men, and removing any curses he placed.
Chris's recantations were, of course, merely a bid to impress Jackie, who had mentioned her fondness of the HEXBox[1][2][3] and dislike of Chris's homophobia.[4] Not too surprising to veteran trolls, mind you, who would quickly notice the absence of the Medallion Of Fail, making this video anything but TRUE and HONEST. Sure enough, years later, Chris would wind up vandalizing a Wal-Mart's Xbox One display, proving just that.
This was Chris's last video to use the opening phrase "Captain's Log" until 6 years later with Update_20160718.
Video
| XBox is OK.MOV | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 13 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Rumors,  Homos,  Video Games
|
| Performance Style |  Reason,  Smug
|
| Saga |  Jackie
|
| Shirt |  The Happy Jack
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous To Jackie, with Love.MOV |
next Song for Jackie.MOV |
| “ | I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know? | ” |
Transcript
Captain's Log. Stardate September 13, 2010.
I am making this video to make a public statement.
I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the Xbox. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play Blu-ray, but! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another Wii, or a Wii is another gaming console.
[Turns to his TV] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center [gestures at the TV; Chris's Xbox 360ko Mod is visibly idling on the screen] because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [loses train of thought momentarily] [a groaning noise is audible in the background] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - systems and games that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years.
And also, I would like to make another statement. [Looks away from the camera] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have no hatred or anger towards the gay men. None at all. No questions, straight forward. [Chris looks visibly insincere] I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know? [the groaning noise is audible again] You go do what you want to do, just you know, keep it to yourselves. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.
[pauses and shifts positioning]
[mumbles] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.
Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion] I remove ALL hexes and curses to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [wave of his arm] cleansed! You're all forgiven. Every last one of you. Forgiveness!
And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.
| ⇐ To Jackie, with Love.MOV | Chris's videos | Song for Jackie.MOV ⇒ |
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