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[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb|[[Ivy]]'s namesake on the cover of ''Soul Calibur III'' (in the background)]] | [[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb|[[Ivy]]'s namesake on the cover of ''Soul Calibur III'' (in the background)]] | ||
[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG|thumb|Transcending [[ | [[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG|thumb|Transcending [[Christory]] and the world, a tale of [[trolls]] and [[Unholy Quintet|tards]], eternally retold.]] | ||
[[Image:Voldocwc.jpg|thumb|Chris | [[Image:Voldocwc.jpg|thumb|Chris's [[100 2265|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]] | ||
'''''Soul Calibur''''' (often written ''SoulCalibur'' or ''Soulcalibur'') is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up – perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication. | '''''Soul Calibur''''' (often written ''SoulCalibur'' or ''Soulcalibur'') is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up – perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication. | ||
==The series and Chris== | ==The series and Chris== | ||
Chris's favorite character is | Chris's favorite character is {{w|Cassandra Alexandra}},<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> possibly for no other reason besides the fact that [[Women's rights|he favors attractive female characters]] in all other games. [[Mimms]] also said that he used Cassandra in [[Card games#UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG|the UFS trading card game]]<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] encouraged him to stick with the "Greek girls" (Cassandra and her sister {{w|Sophitia Alexandra|Sophitia}}) in UFS<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Megan is going to give Chris some stuff, appreciates him backing off]]</ref>. | ||
In the infamous facerape scene of [[ | In the infamous facerape scene of [[Episode 17]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism. | ||
Chris loved to create his enemies in '' | Chris loved to create his enemies in ''{{w|Soul Calibur III}}'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has [[Death threats|threatened]] to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters. | ||
In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and | In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for ''{{w|Soul Calibur IV}}''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.) | ||
===Soul Megan=== | ===Soul Megan=== | ||
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===Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh=== | ===Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh=== | ||
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{{quote|The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning [[Autistic]] Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|EVIL WITCH]] of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a [[Sweetheart]] of the opposite gender in Virginia... "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS]]!"}} | This video is notable for being the first known video Chris ever uploaded to YouTube.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20071109102857/http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu] </ref> | ||
{{quote|The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning [[Autism|Autistic]] Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|EVIL WITCH]] of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a [[Sweetheart]] of the opposite gender in Virginia... "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS]]!"}} | |||
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| name = SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh | | name = SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh | ||
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| stardate = 1 [[May 2007]] | | stardate = 1 [[May 2007]] | ||
| subject = {{Video games|text}}, {{Violence|text}} | | subject = {{Video games|text}}, {{Violence|text}} | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[CWC Fighter]] | *[[CWC Fighter]] | ||
*[[Ivy]], who got her name from | *[[Ivy]], who got her name from {{w|Ivy Valentine}}<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> | ||
== Sources == | == Sources == | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]|nextlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Master Onion A-La Mode]]|}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]|nextlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Master Onion A-La Mode]]|}} | ||
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Soul Calibur (often written SoulCalibur or Soulcalibur) is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up – perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication.
The series and Chris
Chris's favorite character is Cassandra Alexandra,[1] possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors attractive female characters in all other games. Mimms also said that he used Cassandra in the UFS trading card game[2] and Megan encouraged him to stick with the "Greek girls" (Cassandra and her sister Sophitia) in UFS[3].
In the infamous facerape scene of Episode 17 of Sonichu, Rosechu seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (Soul Edge) or "Holy Cracker" (Soulcalibur series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking the neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to not shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.
Chris loved to create his enemies in Soul Calibur III and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist Evan and anyone who dared draw a pickle on his female cartoon characters.
In the Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for Soul Calibur IV. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather not see that pack come to fruition. (Unless Mary Lee Walsh is included, naturally.)
Soul Megan
Apparently he and Megan Schroeder were dedicated players of the arcade version, too, judging by e-mails discussing the purchasing of horribly overpriced weapon and ability cards to be used with the coin-op game.[4][5]
One aspect of Chris's Megan obsession included creating a character of Megan in the game, which reportedly gave her the creeps.
| “ | And I don't like your "Megan Obsession" I don't like being a character in your comics. I don't like how you made me a character in Soulcalibur and Animal Crossing. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.[6] | ” |
Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
This video is notable for being the first known video Chris ever uploaded to YouTube.[7]
| “ | The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning Autistic Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the EVIL WITCH of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a Sweetheart of the opposite gender in Virginia... "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS!" | ” |
| SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 1 May 2007 |
| Subject Matter |  Video Games,  Violence
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| Performance Style |  Rage,  Crazy
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| Other |  Machinima
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE |
next Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown |
See also
- CWC Fighter
- Ivy, who got her name from Ivy Valentine[8]
Sources
| ⇐ Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE | Chris's videos | Master Onion A-La Mode ⇒ |