Catherine

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

Background

Catherine Sorrentino was, according to Chris, his latest sweetheart. Little is known about her personally, only that she isn't real and admires trolls lonely, crazy men. She is almost certainly white, and younger than Chris, as his preferences preclude anything else. It is unknown whether she is the 2014 Anonymous Sweetheart or a completely new, unrelated sweetheart; Chris's confusing wording has resulted in much ambiguity. If she is the former, then unlike other women in his life, Chris decided to keep the identity of Catherine anonymous during July 2014 in hopes that no one would discover who she was. During the start of October 2014 Chris sent his master copy of the newest CD he'd made to his sweetheart Catherine, but little did he know a thief would acquire the CD, and post it on the CWCki Forums for the world to see. To the CD thief's surprise the CD had information pertaining to the anonymous sweetheart's name but tragically not her appearance.

How Chris screwed up so soon

Catherine visited New York one day for her friend's bachelorette party. During this visit she went on a sail boat ride with a man named Colin. Catherine viewed her relationship with Chris as an open one but Chris didn't view it that way, and confessedly insulted Colin about going on that sail boat ride with her. Catherine then received word about Chris's outburst in front of Colin and chewed Chris out for it. Chris for the first time in a long time caught a heartache, because he acted like a sleazebag towards Colin. He proceeded to upload a video where he apologizes for how he acted.

I Love You, Catherine
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“	Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!	”
This is literally what Chris e-mailed to Catherine.

Throughout the relationship between Chris and Catherine, lots of info are leaked on the CWCki Forums. It started off with Chris sending Catherine the following photo in an effort to obtain China.

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  Lesbians everywhere, hold your orgasms!

On 15 December 2014, e-mails were leaked between Chris and Catherine, showing that Chris wanted to be in a relationship with Catherine, how he's entitled to be in a valid relationship with a sweetheart and him being depressed.

The next day, pics of the "Relationship Vow" card by Chris were leaked, showing Chris's vow to Catherine for their Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners.

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Transcription

from Christian Weston Chandler 9/2/2014 to Catherine My Vows to Catherine for our Relationship as Sweethearts, Soul-Mates and Partners. I, Christian Weston Chandler, of sound mind and body, to Catherine With this (my Class) Ring, I take thee, Catherine, to be my Sweetheart, Lover and Girlfriend, in our relationship with mutual loyalty, devotion, trust and companionship. And I solemnly Vow... -to maintain respect for you as my partner. -to remain a good, loyal, honest and supportive partner to you. -to keep any and all information about you, sensitive and whatever else, secret and Strictly Confidential between the two of us alone, unless you specifically specify such a detail to be shared with another trusted person in our lives. -to fully maintain honesty and loylty (sic) to you at all times, now and forever. Even when and if I should feel need for a break, or to find fun with anyone else, -I vow to inform you of such times and with who, and all other details. of such. -to keep you topmost on my heart and soul (alongside my mother, who remains of my utmost loyalties, honesty and such that goes in the mother-child relationship, respectfully), and all relate priorities as well. -to remain (inserted: emotionally and mentally) open to you forever! -to be fully open for your emotions, feelings, concerns, ideas, opinions and most everything else therein. -to be supportive to and for you as best of my abilities as possible, as well as offering my own constructive thoughts, deeds and actions to honestly and hopefully turn out for the better for you. -to add more Vows to this list as we continue on with our relationship as they come about and when they come about.

On 17 December, more info were leaked: his apology letters he wrote to Fashion Square Mall, Wal-Mart and Mary Lee Walsh and a never before seen Christmas video in 2004 which was from the Director's Cut version of his Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD.

The End

“	I am feeling sad. While she still wants to be friends, Catie just told me she does not want to be in a relationship with me; essentially dumping me.	”
Chris confirmed in an e-mail that he and "Catherine" are no longer together.

On 5 November 2014, it was revealed on a CWCki Forums thread that Catherine, like sweethearts past, was created by trolls; the relationship was non-existent.

5 days later, Chris confirmed in an e-mail to Renee that they are no longer together. However, it has remained unknown whether Chris knowing that Catherine doesn't exist at all.

See Also

• Catherine E-mails