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[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Dream On"''] And the point, you should just... [''Turns back and fast forwards through the intro to the song, pauses awkwardly to wipe sweat''] I'm at this point, man. What I want you to do, because all your notions you had with lovely, sweet [[Kacey]]. This point, you could just... DREAM ON. Cause you know I be share [''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion".''] | [''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Dream On"''] And the point, you should just... [''Turns back and fast forwards through the intro to the song, pauses awkwardly to wipe sweat''] I'm at this point, man. What I want you to do, because all your notions you had with lovely, sweet [[Kacey]]. This point, you could just... DREAM ON. Cause you know I be share [''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion".''] | ||
[''In an ear-splitting high pitched whine, while holding up the Claw of | [''In an ear-splitting high pitched whine, while holding up the [[Claw of Failure]]''] SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET EMOTION. You didn't share no sweet emotion. You just done played her for a fool. And I don't take I don't take to fools like that. [''whispers: Please don't. I swear.''] And by the way you know what? And you know what? I don't care about bein' a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] because we're like [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR! LOVIN' IT UP IN AN ELEVATOR!]] I mean I tell ya. I tell ya what, man. She done leave you -- she done left yous man. She come, she come towards me. Because she's beyond beautiful. | ||
[''Changes track to "Beyond Beautiful" from the Aerosmith Track Pack and then <s>sings</s> mumbles along, badly''] She loves me now, she loves you not! Listen to that! Rittleol' Aerosmith! She's beyond beautiful, and she's beyond... brilliant. She is so kind. She cares about a lot. She cared about you, too. But you done turned her down, man. You lost her. So face facts. She's with me Mac -- she is with me now. You're yesterday's news. Just like the... just like the [[Monthly tugboat|boat]] that the [[Random access humor|Mythbusters made out of newspaper and ice.]] Yesterday's news. Good show by the way, [[List of Chris's lies|I learned from it.]] So you can just move on, [[Wikipedia:Buster Brown|Buster Brown]]! 'Cause [[Chris|Mama Brown]] ain't gonna take that no more! | [''Changes track to "Beyond Beautiful" from the Aerosmith Track Pack and then <s>sings</s> mumbles along, badly''] She loves me now, she loves you not! Listen to that! Rittleol' Aerosmith! She's beyond beautiful, and she's beyond... brilliant. She is so kind. She cares about a lot. She cared about you, too. But you done turned her down, man. You lost her. So face facts. She's with me Mac -- she is with me now. You're yesterday's news. Just like the... just like the [[Monthly tugboat|boat]] that the [[Random access humor|Mythbusters made out of newspaper and ice.]] Yesterday's news. Good show by the way, [[List of Chris's lies|I learned from it.]] So you can just move on, [[Wikipedia:Buster Brown|Buster Brown]]! 'Cause [[Chris|Mama Brown]] ain't gonna take that no more! | ||
Revision as of 20:45, 31 October 2009
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
10292009 - Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW is another call out to the real Chris from Ian Brandon Anderson, uploaded on 28 October 2009. In it, he raps again and declares that Kacey is his and that Liquid lost her.
Ian plays a wide array of Aerosmith tracks in the background, undoubtedly in an attempt to seem rebellious and dangerous. He shuffles back and forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since yesterday. He also finally changed his shirt.
He also does his Donald Duck impression... that or another rage attack. Who knows?
It is also important to note that Ian seems to be sweating a fair amount in this video and can be seen wiping sweat from his brow. The sweating appears to become more profuse towards the end of the video compared to the somewhat dry start, go ahead and watch.
Original video from the real Chris
Ian's video
Transcript
Yo! MC Chris! I'm gonna rap it to ya, man! Listen up!
[Ian begins "rapping" while "Walk This Way" by nonthreatening classic rockers Aerosmith plays in the background]
I take yo video you blame man
You done copyin' this and that
I'm gonna screw you, I'm gonna take you to town
Who do you think you are, Eric Cartman?
[Ian does terrible Eric Cartman impression] Screw you guys, I'm going home!
You had all with the sweet little girl
And yet you break your promise!
Turn your back on her and turn to the trolls!
You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
You wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!
Poop-pow! [flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching]
And I'm just gonna plain kick yo ass!
From-looking-at-your-body-type you's a total width shorter than me!
I'm up at five foot ten, what are you, four foot eight?
I'm gonna tell you something right now
That ain't gonna let you laid,
Yet you had it once with her and let it down
You's a big ol' dang... stupid lame-ass clown.
Because you know you had all the blessings
She was smart she was sweet she was riwwyvery fun!
She did...
She done left you boy!
You lost her! You treated her like a dang ragdoll!
Dang ragdoll...
And she ain't no ragdoll, she's a caring human being!
And you is a dang fool for mistreating her like you did.
And I love her -- I love her for so much more than that.
And you so... And you threw it all away, man.
She left you and now she's with me.
[Changes track to Aerosmith's "Dream On"] And the point, you should just... [Turns back and fast forwards through the intro to the song, pauses awkwardly to wipe sweat] I'm at this point, man. What I want you to do, because all your notions you had with lovely, sweet Kacey. This point, you could just... DREAM ON. Cause you know I be share [Changes track to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion".]
[In an ear-splitting high pitched whine, while holding up the Claw of Failure] SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET EMOTION. You didn't share no sweet emotion. You just done played her for a fool. And I don't take I don't take to fools like that. [whispers: Please don't. I swear.] And by the way you know what? And you know what? I don't care about bein' a virgin because we're like LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR! LOVIN' IT UP IN AN ELEVATOR! I mean I tell ya. I tell ya what, man. She done leave you -- she done left yous man. She come, she come towards me. Because she's beyond beautiful.
[Changes track to "Beyond Beautiful" from the Aerosmith Track Pack and then sings mumbles along, badly] She loves me now, she loves you not! Listen to that! Rittleol' Aerosmith! She's beyond beautiful, and she's beyond... brilliant. She is so kind. She cares about a lot. She cared about you, too. But you done turned her down, man. You lost her. So face facts. She's with me Mac -- she is with me now. You're yesterday's news. Just like the... just like the boat that the Mythbusters made out of newspaper and ice. Yesterday's news. Good show by the way, I learned from it. So you can just move on, Buster Brown! 'Cause Mama Brown ain't gonna take that no more!
Yeah... and I will kick your asses. Because... I'm crazy! [Gibbers violently at the camera. Pauses, then does a more effete version of gibbering at the camera]
C'mon! You come fight me in person, and I'll kick your ass! Come on!
...have a good day. Beat me in person.
MC CWC responds
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