12 January 2010
12 January 2010 (officially 01122010.MOV) was uploaded by Chris on 12 January 2010. In this video, Chris, delusional as always, mentions talks about working with now-defunct anime distribution company A.D.Vision (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a tard rage over the Asperchu ads on his site. He asserts his alleged heterosexuality by placing a Playboy centerfold featuring Marge Simpson on his rear wall.
At the end, he punches out his camera, thus ensuring many videos with skipping audio (or even worse) to come.
A few hours later, he posts up a second video, raging about various questions in his mailbag.
Description
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I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ALEC!!! |
Part 1
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| 01122010.MOV | |
| Stardate | 12 January 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Fan Art
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Asperchu Saga
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| Shirt | 
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Transcript
Captain's Log, January 12, 2010.
Uh, first off, a couple of bentos-a couple of small anouncements, uh...
I'm possibly in talks with, uh, A.D. Vision about a project, possibly. But also, uh, hi, Ginger.
Alright, so with that aside, let's get down to the meat here. Again, DOWN with that god damn Alec. I mean, he pai- he paid off that-s god damn Jack Thaddeus just so he can take over the stupid ad space. Ugh, I mean, I would've preferred Jack Thaddeus BACK at this point!
GOD DAMNIT! YOU'RE TICKING ME OFF HERE! I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU! I'm gonna come after you. I'm gonna sc- I'm gonna RUIN YOU! LEARY!!
ERNGH! You just make me so ANGRY...
[Chris displays the claws and grunts for a little bit before punching out his camera.]
Part 2
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| 01122010 Update.MOV | |
| Stardate | 12 January 2010 |
| Subject Matter | Fan Art
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| Performance Style | Rage
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| Saga | Asperchu Saga
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| Shirt |
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Down with Asperchu |
next Current |
Transcript
[Sighs.] Just further update. I'm so sick... and tired... of having to deal with all these people who have so many goddamn misunderstandings and mislabelings.
First off, Asperchu is not mine! I am sick and tired of being misa-misassociated with him. He is not mine, and I would never care to associa-ha-him because he is a bunch of crap! He just looks like a parody of me with a buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs! And I am so sick and tired of him.
And also Rosechu has always been a woman! If you look on page three of book number one, it says right there that that Raichu was a girl, quote unquote GIRL RAICHU. And Sonichu has been straight the whole time! He's always been straight, Rosechu's always been a woman...
[A long pause as Chris is overcome with emotion.] AAAARRRAGH!! [Pants for a few seconds.]
If only people would just understand me better and quit the mislabelings and the misunderstandings, and quit making offensive comments and offensive questions and officient statements and maybe I would be more-feel more at peace! [Sighs again.] Leave it at that for now (something cut off)
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