CWCki Forums
| “ | Why don't you and that damn Cwcki just go ahead and die off the Internet already so I can finally find some peace of my life? | ” |
| Chris says 'Hello' to the forum users as "paintingatree", 23 May 2013. | ||
| “ | You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!
GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!! I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!! |
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| Chris on 24 August 2013 | ||
The CWCki Forums is a message board loosely affiliated with the CWCki. It is frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical. Its primary purpose is to allow users to discuss and speculate about Chris, without needing to do so in the CWCki talk pages. Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum had two incarnations hosted on Forumer and a Forumms.net incarnation since January 2012, but currently, since 3 February 2013, it's address is https://www.cwckiforums.com/.
It's assumed that Chris lurks on the boards regularly, and screenshots of the forum have appeared on his Facebook account. His exact motivations for doing this are not clear, but it has been speculated that he intended to use the screen caps as proof of a troll conspiracy including Michael Snyder. Robert Bell, Chris's lawyer, was apparently unpersuaded by Chris's legal acumen and did not enter any screen caps into evidence.
It is also known that Chris was even posting on one of previous incarnations of the forum in 2012, under nickname "paintingatree". In his few posts, he generally tried to defend himself under the guise of a remorseful troll. This fact alone, as well as his writing style, and posting habits (posting rarely, never in the same thread again and never trying to start a conversation with other users) made his presence somewhat a open secret.
Surprisingly, Chris registered again under the same nickname in February 2013. He wrote the first post on 23 May, in which he made it clear that it was him. In spite of this, in other posts he pretended to be someone else. As it could be expected, he was trying to defend himself again (mostly from accusations of being homosexual, since many users, knowing that they're being watched, jokingly concluded that the meaning behind his absurd Facebook riddle is that Chris wants to come out of the closet), and was very rude to the users in almost all of his posts. Being in the process of adding old friends from his high school on FB, he also asked if anybody found Tiffany Gowen.
Boards
Most boards on the CWCki Forums are about discussing Chris or the forum itself.
- Chris - General discussion and speculation about Chris, his activities, and the world of Christory.
- What If? - Speculation that is more eccentric or off-topic, such as: "What if Chris preferred Purple Fanta?"
- Sonichu - Discussion of the Sonichu canon.
- Lolcow General - A relatively recent addition that allows for discussion about other persons of interest.
- General - Displayed publicly, but one can only read the forum and its sub-forums after making a few posts. It was used to discuss anything other than Chris (e.g. video games, music), and it once became restricted in January due to low quality of posts by less insightful posters.
- CWCki Forum - A board for discussing changes to the forum itself.
- Spergatory - A public trash bin for less insightful posters' threads.
Chris's posts
Below are the posts Chris wrote under pseudonym paintingatree between 23 May and 2 September 2013. Unfortunately, all of his posts from the old Forumer incarnation from 2012 seem to be lost. Chris's posts are in blue, while posts in threads he was responding to are in red.
Re: DreamHost and a possible migration
| by Marvin » Wed May 22, 2013 1:00 am
Uhh, all the cool kids use linode. Also, I'd whatever the whatever you're asking us to whatever, but I'm too drunk to do it properly and/or usefully right now, so, maybe when I'm sober. |
And then, a wild Chris-Chan appears:
| by paintingatree » Thu May 23, 2013 7:36 am
Why don't you and that damn Cwcki just go ahead and die off the Internet already so I can finally find some peace of my life?[1] |
He received thanks from 22 users (and still counting) for this post.
Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?
| by Thetan » Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:42 pm
Rather than constantly whining about how lonely he is, Chris should consider revising his sweetheart standards. He has set the bar far too high for himself. He couldn't even make things work out with Faeryn or The Wallflower. Chris could do well with a 'special' girl: potentially someone mildly mentally retarded who enjoys the same childish things he does. They could enjoy each other's company, coloring and watching cartoons together. As long as they don't have unprotected sex, I don't see a problem with this type of relationship. Such a person may actually find Chris interesting, look up to him, and hang onto his every word. The relationship would not only alleviate his loneliness, but be good for his ego as well. |
| by paintingatree » Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm
In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?[3] |
Re: Tiffany Gowen
| by paintingatree » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:20 pm
Hey, whatever happened to Tiffany? Didn't she get married or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?[4] |
Most noteworthy response:
| by applecat » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:14 am
I found her! It was tough because she didn't have a Facebook, but I made sure to send her a link to the CWCki so she would know to stay away from that horrible man. She was very disappointed in him, but she thanked me for the tip-off. That's one more gal-pal safe from Chris! |
Re: I had a conversation with my wife about Christian.
| by The Dude » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:41 am
I've told her a little about Christian back in the day, but haven't told her about any of the recent stuff like Tomgil, running over Snyder, stuff like that. The conversation went like this: Me: So let's have a hypothetical. Mrs. Dude: OK. Me: Let's say something happens to me and we're no longer together. For sake of argument let's say I died. Mrs. Dude: Oh no! Me: So I'm dead and gone, and you're single again. Enough time has passed that you want to get back out and find another man. Mrs. Dude: OK. Me: Now here's the rub; the only guy who wants to date you is fat, balding, doesn't bathe, has no job, dresses like a girl, and lives with his mother in a hoarded house. He also shits himself when he's upset. Mrs. Dude: Ew! EEWWWWW!!! Me: What do you do? Mrs. Dude: Tell him to stay away and strongly consider becoming a lesbian. Me: A wise choice. Mrs. Dude: There's someone out there that you know about who fits that exact description, isn't there? Me: Remember that guy I told you about on the internet? The guy I showed you the videos of him having a singing battle with my friend? Mrs. Dude: The autistic kid with the fucked up Sonic thing? Me: Yup. Mrs. Dude: He SHITS himself? Me: Yup. Mrs. Dude: Oh my...why? That's just grody! EW! EEWWWW!! Me: I know. Do you ever have conversations with anyone about Chris? How have they gone? |
| by paintingatree » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:56 pm
You, sir, are NOT married; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha. [7] |
Seriously? No one wants to finish Chris' Puzzle?
| by paintingatree » Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:08 pm
You all aren't even going to figure the Links between the photos? I mean, I don't think they have the same common thread, but one still links to the other. The lemon cake is a favorite food of businesswomen, and Cuban is a businessman. A bakery in Delaware highly recommends lemon and almond cookies. Delaware Bue Hens; hens on a farm with tornados. It's not totally rocket science. [8] |
Re: Chris likes the lancers on facebook.
| by paintingatree » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:10 pm
BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either! You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all! Break Up the whole Group here already!!! [9] |
Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT!!!!
| by paintingatree » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:59 pm
You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!! I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!! |
September 2 FB update; New Troll to "Welcome"
| by paintingatree » Mon Sep 2, 2013 9:22 am
He has posted Publically, and I quote: I have just been intercepted by a Manajerk and an Offline Troll/Bully. Her name is [REDACTED]; works within the Mal-Wart region. Every Troll/Cyber-Bully should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has, and if his hatred of the XBox brand, and the number of Trolls that populate half to three-quarters of that brand, stand in the way of the foul mood, then that is Microsoft's Freaking Problem! Yes! Let's Bother The Hell Out Of the Manajerk, and Give Her the Worst Day of Her Life!!![11] |
Gallery of screencaps Chris took of the CWCki forum and posted on Facebook
Chris mocks board regular "Lucrid" and assures us the JenkinsJinkies sodomy story was made up.
Chris denigrates Korean cuisine due to a misunderstanding.
"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?" - Chris, over Facebook
Right; I'm ugly as hell. |:(
See also
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