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On 16 September, Chris received a [[Un-clit|piercing]] to his [[Duck|prostate region]], where his apparent '[[China|clit]]' would be, [[Tomgirl|if he had one]].<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> Whether Chris's most recent sweetheart has any knowledge of this (if any knowledge of his being a transgender individual at all), has yet to be seen.
On 16 September, Chris received a [[Un-clit|piercing]] to his [[Duck|prostate region]], where his apparent '[[China|clit]]' would be, [[Tomgirl|if he had one]].<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> Whether Chris's most recent sweetheart has any knowledge of this (if any knowledge of his being a transgender individual at all), has yet to be seen.


On 20 September, Chris began with his usual displays of sycophancy, making a [[Three-Quarter Woman|CD]] for his beloved, that - much like one he once made for [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] - [[Ego|has everything to do with Chris and nothing do with her]].
On 20 September, Chris began with his usual displays of sycophancy, making a [[Three-Quarter Woman|CD]] for his beloved, that - much like one he once made for [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] - [[Chris and his Ego|has everything to do with himself and nothing do with her]].


On 4 October, Chris uploaded a video entitled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing the name of this woman to be Catherine. The video description Chris wrote indicates that he might be in an open relationship with her.
On 4 October, Chris uploaded a video entitled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing the name of this woman to be Catherine. The video description Chris wrote indicates that he might be in an open relationship with her.

Revision as of 16:16, 5 October 2014

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In the summer of 2014, Chris revealed that he has found himself a new sweetheart. The first public signs of her appeared on 29 August, when a member of the CWCki Forums made a post about an autograph and a drawing sent to her by Chris. The drawing, signed 18 August 2014, contained a note in the back in which Chris claimed to have a girlfriend.[1] On 31 August 2014 Chris claimed on Facebook to have had a date with his girlfriend on that day while wearing a Britney Spears perfume.[2] On the same day he also changed his Facebook relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship". According to the status change the relationship began on 9 July 2014.[3]

On 5 September 2014 Chris used Facebook to tell his eBay customers that the commissions they have ordered will be delayed due to Chris being busy with his girlfriend.[4] As of the time of writing, very little is known about this woman and her motives for being in contact with Chris. Hell, for all we know she could be completely fictional, or even just another unlucky gal-pal that Chris has taken a bit too much interest in.

On September 11th, Chris posted this Facebook status:

I want to make something very clear.

My Girlfriend and Sweetheart is Very Real; she is NOT a Hooker or Prostitute. And I certainly am Not spending money on Hookers or Prostitutes. Although I sincerely do feel sorry for them all and having to do what they do for a living. My Mother and I do have our own expenses, NOT DIGITALLY RELATED, that we are paying off, and the minimums are growing steep. And my mother still needs her dental work, and we do enjoy eating good food like most everyone, including You!

Please Remember and Respect that about us, about most everyone, and about Yourself!

On 16 September, Chris received a piercing to his prostate region, where his apparent 'clit' would be, if he had one.[5] Whether Chris's most recent sweetheart has any knowledge of this (if any knowledge of his being a transgender individual at all), has yet to be seen.

On 20 September, Chris began with his usual displays of sycophancy, making a CD for his beloved, that - much like one he once made for Cole - has everything to do with himself and nothing do with her.

On 4 October, Chris uploaded a video entitled I Love You, Catherine, revealing the name of this woman to be Catherine. The video description Chris wrote indicates that he might be in an open relationship with her.

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