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'''"Saddest Heart in the World"''' is a poem by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. It was written on November 4, [[2000s#2003|2003]], and published the next year, in the first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''.
"'''Saddest Heart in the World'''" is a poem by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. It was written on 4 November [[2003]], and published the next year, in the first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''.


Read today, it comes across as remarkably prescient as Chris remains a virgin.
==Poem==
==Poem==
<center>'''Saddest Heart in the World''' <ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchusNews1.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #1)]</ref><br>
<center>'''Saddest Heart in the World'''<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews1.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #1)]</ref><br>
''By. Christian W. Chandler  
''By. Christian W. Chandler  
November 4, 2003''  
November 4, 2003''  
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that female dog took my only idea for a fall.
that female dog took my only idea for a fall.
Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,
Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,
I may [[love quest|never remove my virginity]].
I may [[Love Quest|never remove my virginity]].


And with Backstreet Boys’s tune, I [[Chris and music#Singing|sing]] [[So Need a Cute Girl|my lonesome croon]]:</poem>
And with Backstreet Boys’s tune, I [[Chris and music#Singing|sing]] [[So Need a Cute Girl|my lonesome croon]]:</poem>
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Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age.
Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age.
Tell me why, I ain’t ever wanna hear you say,
Tell me why, I ain’t ever wanna hear you say,
‘I have a boyfriend.’”</poem></blockquote>
‘[[Noviophobia|I have a boyfriend]].’”</poem></blockquote>


<poem>And so, deep in dreary thought,
<poem>And so, deep in dreary thought,
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Latest revision as of 07:24, 27 September 2024

"Saddest Heart in the World" is a poem by Christian Weston Chandler. It was written on 4 November 2003, and published the next year, in the first issue of Sonichu's News Dash.

Poem

Saddest Heart in the World[1]

By. Christian W. Chandler November 4, 2003

Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad,
the Mastermind is very bad.
In efforts of getting a Boyfriend-Free gal,
that female dog took my only idea for a fall.
Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,
I may never remove my virginity.

And with Backstreet Boys’s tune, I sing my lonesome croon:

“Tell me why, I’m stuck as a virgin with rage.
Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age.
Tell me why, I ain’t ever wanna hear you say,
I have a boyfriend.’”

And so, deep in dreary thought,
a girl was what I sought.
A stitch in time,
will never remove my crying rhyme.
I may be destined for loneliness forever;
fate is to blame… whatever.
I conclude this cry,
to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.

References

The writings of Chris-Chan

Poetry: "Valentines Day Hymn" | "For My True Love, I Would…" | "Hard Love Quest" | "I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" | "Saddest Heart in the World" | "Song of Christian" | "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu" | "An Inspired Poem for Jackie" | "PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013" | "Ride or Die" | "Weston Haiku"

Prose: "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls" | "A Week With Christian Chandler" | "My big 18th party" | "Bionic the Hedgehog" | "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs" | Sonichu's News Dash | "Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares" | "Story of My Current Days" | "The High School Story" | "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story" | Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris | Chris's letter to Cathy Weseluck | Chris's letter to Kelly Sheridan | "The Awakening of a CPU, AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions" | THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING NOW! | Sonichu Journal Pages | Whispering Spell (Restore Magic) | Dimensional Barrier Shatter Spell | SNT Vs Sonichu 2.5-Plus | Jail letters

See Also: Signature