9 December 2009
Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 (officially 12092009.mp4) Chris complains about Jack Thaddeus' homosexual adds on his CWCipedia and demands his fans in Europe donate him €1000. Chris also states that he's heard rumors that Seth McFarlane is planning on including him in a future Family Guy episode. Chris then pitches his idea for a Sonichu Family Guy episode (with a cameo of Megan) and ends his video by declaring that he has a special new galpal in mind to voice Rosechu.
This video saw the return of the poor, tortured PSEye camera who, loyal as a dog, still record for Chris.
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[4:00]
mailbox...
[nervous from the thought of girl (fictional or non-) talking to him]
And it's just like, "Why don't you come down to Ro-- Qua-- Quahog? We got, like, uhh... a-- an animation fest coming up. Uhh, you could come part-- you could come participate, show off your Sonich-- show off your Sonichu and stuff, and, uhh... meet with me."
That's what she would say. And I was like, "Hmm... yes." But then we cut... to, uhh, later on during the animation festival, and, uhh... and sure enough, come up-- [gibberish] in my car, and Megan-- and [dere... with me], and, uhh, it's all-- uh, it's all-- it's all ver-- it's all-- it's nice little meeting of... you know, between me and the family-- and the family dere. And then, also, you know-- and, also, after the meet-and-greet there... um, I bring my two Sonichu Balls, and, uhh...-- and release Sonichu and Rosechu... into the Family Guy world. And then they-- and then they get to-- and then they get together. Then, they greet the family, and, uhh, everybody meets, and... also, you know, they have a knowledge of what's going with Bryan, as for me, as I've seen all the Family Guy episodes.
Mm, so... I have for story in this episode: Sonichu and Rosechu... help hook-up Bryan and help him to maintain a relationship that he can actually, uhh, do better-off with, 'cuz... yeah, he's definitely screwed up a few times. No doubt about that.
Anyway, let's see, what else? Mm, yeah, that's fairly much what I have so far. More to-- more to be revealed as I... wri-- as I type it up. But-- which, uhh, you know, these, uh, three images, as well as that story, will be put on the, uhh, [air quotes] Family Guy page on the CWCipedia, which I will create later night, to start off.
But, of course, starting off as such, uhh, I will put my own opinions about some of the aspects of Family Guy-- at least, uh, my humble opinions-- and, definitely, you know, [acting as though he's actually standing up for a real person] Meg does not deserve to be treated as she does. She's definitely a very beautiful girl. I don't care what anybody says; she's beautiful in my eyes....
Anyway... also with that, uhh, there's also some other opinions-- another opinion tonight. Oh, and I would definitely say this to Stewie in his face and (??????): you know, Stewie... you should have let that tower fall on you. Then, at least in the future, you'd have ended up straight!
Yeah, let's see if Stewie responds [to] that.
[sigh] Anyway, let's see.... What else...? Yeah, and another thing, also, I would like to-- also, on that-- on that page, I would address the, uh, rumor, about, on the "Road to Germany" episode, where's it set on the passage(?) from a [holds up hands] Ghostbuster's skit that I drew in, uhh, book number seven... I definitely put out(?) the question if(?), you know, [squeaky falsetto] he actually borrowed that from me, but, you know, either way, I'm cool. I'm just wanted to make sure, because... I don't know until I ask him personally.
Mm. Anyway, uh, that and... other things on my mind I'm not sure about, but... I can't rough(?) them outta my head right now, but they are noted on the Captain's Log... and in the previous entries on the CWCipedia.
I am Christian Weston Chandler. Thank you very much, and have a good evening.
[Chris totally fakes us out]
And another thing I'm not sure I even mentioned in the video... or till now: if this-- if this show does go in process, like I said, I definitely want to voice myself and Sonichu. As for Rosechu, I have a [vocal squeak] galpal... that I-- that-- that has close-- that is close-- and, uhh, I trust [her]. She is not [a troll], but, uhh... we are good friends, and I feel that she has a great voice. She could voice Rosechu very well. [dramatic glasses removal] I mean that. Okay....
Anyway... have a good day. Be safe.
[gives us a thumbs-up, trying to fake us out once more]
[with arms spread and speaking in a really, really cool voice] I'm the man! ...And I'm straight, so... yes!
[shakes head in self-disapproval]
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