Liquid Chris

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Liquid Chris
Birth Name	Christopher Weston Chandler
Full Name	"Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
Alias	Chris Chandler Jeff
Date of Birth	24 February 1982
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Race	White
Parents	Bob Barbara
Spouse	Kacey
Education	Piedmont Virginia Community College (CADD)
Occupation(s)	Freelance comic book artist/writer Musician

Liquid Chris (born 24 February 1982) is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler (ORIGINAL IDENTITY — DO NOT STEAL) and creator of the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, Sonichu.

Prologue

June 2009 was a busy month for Christian (henceforth Solid Chris), with both highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some Long Islands with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new CWCipedia and had his YouTube account "CChanSonichu" compromised. Yes, he was Rollin' and Trollin' indeed.

“	And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.	”
Solid Chris, REAL Protest against the FAKE

Liquid Saga

PROTIP: If you're going to call Chris "Ian", do so only in the context of this saga.

A challenger appears

Liquid Chris torturing the impostor.

See also: Liquid's Antebellum Videos

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, CChanSonichuCWC, appeared with a simple premise: that the real Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth Liquid Chris) was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were parodies of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

“	How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?	”
Liquid Chris, 3 July 2009

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:

• A paper Sonichu medallion
• A striped shirt (brown)
• Pedo-glasses
• Obesity (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
• Autism

All of which, of course, made him almost indistinguishable from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

Ian Brandon Anderson

Main Article: Ian Brandon Anderson

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted a series of videos on 10 July 2009 where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their docs (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video on his new YouTube account, "IBAChandler". When it hit Encyclopedia Dramatica, newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode alone would probably have kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Until that is, Liquid raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

CWCivil War begins

TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of Virginia!

See Also: Liquid's CWCivil War Videos

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a video that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with Samantha Thaddeus at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "CWCCChanSonichuCWC". HE IS CRAPPY, and his Nasal Voice is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL. Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to Wal-Mart and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars! HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "Julie"; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT Wesley Memorial in VIRGINIA. F*** HIM TO HELL!

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

The Final Showdown Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR! I am Calling YOU OUT! 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA BEFORE August 2, 2009. If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me. oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD. But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS. You are a Nerd and a Whimp! Have a good day. Christopher Christian Weston Chandler

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by Jack Thaddeus, who was holding his PSN account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

Hello, again, Loyal Fans, It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE Gal-Pal Kacey and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future. Stay True. CWC

The battleground

"More Than A Feeling"

The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!

See Also: CWC More Than A Feeling

See Also: More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at Guitar Hero and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

Spanish Challenge

Ceci n'est pas une Chris.

Main Article: CWC Update 29 July 2009

More video rage followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

“	También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.	”
Solid Chris, CWC Update 29 July 2009

The plan backfired when Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese.

SingStar Challenge

Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.

Main article: SingStar_Challenge

“	Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.	”
Solid Chris, "SingStar Challenge"

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid and Solid was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:

• That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, Kacey.
• That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at Microsoft for a Sonichu game for all consoles.
• That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his Sonichu comics, making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

"SHOWDOWN"

Main article: SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE

“	You’re breaking my balls here.	”
Solid, "SHOWDOWN"

On 9 August 2009, Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to arrest Liquid for identity theft and involve Bob in this debacle.

If you do not come clean right now, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get fucking arrested, thrown in jail, and you will not get to live the peaceful, happy life that Kacey and I would like [voice cracks] you to live because Kacey really cares for you MAN!

"I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."

I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
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Stardate	14 August 2009
Subject Matter	Music Music Galpals Kacey
Performance Style	Reason Reason
Shirt	Brown
Liquid Chris' videos
previous Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)	next GONE

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

“	STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!	”
Solid Chris, "NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"

Then, he tried reason:

The Singstar Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the Internet knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [his voice gets higher] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is disturbing.

GONE
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Stardate	15 August 2009
Subject Matter	Violence Death threats
Shirt	Brown
Liquid Chris' videos
previous I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.	next 10152009

Chris's sweetheart, Kacey, was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo

Chris's solution to Boyfriends.

Main article: Kacey

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 October 2009 with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections.

In the video addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him "the previous Chris". In a desperate video for Kacey, Solid called him "the other Chris" repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid had offended Kacey's father and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving arms of the real Chris.

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Subject Matter	Homos Homos Rumors Rumours
Shirt	Brown
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Epilogue

Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, Kacey. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful boyfriend-free females with his medallions and his Guitar of Win.

Liquid makes mad cash by selling said medallions at Otakon and other anime conventions while voicing Solid in Sonichu: The Animated Series. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, Pokémon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Nintendo DS and Xbox 360, respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
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Shirt	Brown
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VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart. Signed, "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)

Irony

Ian acts as the real Chris, in "100 2270".

BELIEVE.

IBAChandler has mocked Liquid on several points:

• His nasal tone.
• His brown striped shirt.
• Actually making money off Sonichu.
• His appearance.

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning.

In early August 2009, Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a retard who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, Kacey.

And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in "100 2270".

In the comic

The impostor Chris stole his famous lecture to the Jerkops from the real Chris.

Go, IBAChandler, and copycat-ly seize [sic] to the extreme!

On 17 November 2009, the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris-chan made his very first appearance in Ian's Sonichu #9. Ian, being the slanderous troll that he is, had the nerve to imply that Liquid's name was, in fact, Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried to convince everyone that he, Solid was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu.

Of course, since the comic is made by the real Christian Weston Chandler, he would obviously cast the impostor in the comic and call him by his real name. Chris shows much more restraint for Ian than was shown to him in Sonichu Special #4.

Chris planned a future plot where Giovanni captured Rosechu and forced Chris to cede control over CWCville to the browned-striped impostor.

Fan videos

Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL

The Final Fight — Part I Click to load content Stardate 2 XI 2009 Made By IBAClydeCash TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos The Final Fight — Part II Click to load content Stardate 4 XI 2009 Made By IBAClydeCash TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos The Final Fight — Part III Click to load content Stardate 6 XI 2009 Made By IBAClydeCash TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :) Click to load content Stardate 25 January 2010 Made By BobbyHillify Video Type Trailer for the upcoming Xbox game. TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

• Solid Chris
• Solidus Chris
• Jimmy Hill
• Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

External links

• Archived versions of all of Liquid's videos
• [1] on ED