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During the [[Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg</ref> | During the [[Blanca]] Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his [[TRUE and HONEST]] love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg</ref> | ||
Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[China|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when china is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he says he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first sexual footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. | Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for [[China|sex]]. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when china is on the line. A good example is how she [[IRC (27 December 2008)|verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love]] with [[Robert Simmons V]], occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he says he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>. She managed to obtain the first sexual footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his [[Sex Logs|sexual opinions]]. He also sent Panda a [[PSP]] that was originally intended for [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. Most religious Australians are liberal Catholics, but Panda claimed to be a very conservative one, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was permissable, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid. | ||
In a disturbing act of revenge, [[Clyde Cash]] flew to Australia and raped Panda.<ref>IRC (21 January 2009)</ref> She fell pregnant with Clyde's child, a fact which didn't appear to faze Chris in the slightest. Clyde immediately and generously offered to take care of Panda and their baby in his mansion, whereas Chris subtly pressured Panda into getting an abortion. As Chris was in the middle of lecturing Clyde about forgiveness, he was in an unusually forgiving mood, and actively encouraged Panda to abandon her child to the man who'd raped her so Panda could live with Chris in his parents' house. While Clyde offered to house not only Panda and their child, but Chris as well, his stipulation that Chris would have to get a job nixed that idea. There was also the issue that Clyde's act of rape had gotten Panda addicted to sex (which, as a man who has [[Chris and sex|learned everything he knows about sex from porn]], Chris didn't at all question), and she expressed some interest in regular threesomes with Chris and Clyde. In the end, Panda gave Chris an ultimatum: [[Miyamoto Saga|talk to Nintendo to make ''Sonichu'' a reality]] so that Chris could support their future family together, and she would gladly abort Clyde's baby and live with him as his sex-addicted, baby-spewing wife. Failure to do so meant she would live with Clyde in his mansion and raise their child together. Chris, of course, wouldn't put in the effort to get the only [[Sonichu (game)|two]] [[china|things]] he had ever truly cared about, and forfeited Panda to Clyde. Shortly after, however, he'd heard about the Australian bushfires... | In a disturbing act of revenge, [[Clyde Cash]] flew to Australia and raped Panda.<ref>IRC (21 January 2009)</ref> She fell pregnant with Clyde's child, a fact which didn't appear to faze Chris in the slightest. Clyde immediately and generously offered to take care of Panda and their baby in his mansion, whereas Chris subtly pressured Panda into getting an abortion. As Chris was in the middle of lecturing Clyde about forgiveness, he was in an unusually forgiving mood, and actively encouraged Panda to abandon her child to the man who'd raped her so Panda could live with Chris in his parents' house. While Clyde offered to house not only Panda and their child, but Chris as well, his stipulation that Chris would have to get a job nixed that idea. There was also the issue that Clyde's act of rape had gotten Panda addicted to sex (which, as a man who has [[Chris and sex|learned everything he knows about sex from porn]], Chris didn't at all question), and she expressed some interest in regular threesomes with Chris and Clyde. In the end, Panda gave Chris an ultimatum: [[Miyamoto Saga|talk to Nintendo to make ''Sonichu'' a reality]] so that Chris could support their future family together, and she would gladly abort Clyde's baby and live with him as his sex-addicted, baby-spewing wife. Failure to do so meant she would live with Clyde in his mansion and raise their child together. Chris, of course, wouldn't put in the effort to get the only [[Sonichu (game)|two]] [[china|things]] he had ever truly cared about, and forfeited Panda to Clyde. Shortly after, however, he'd heard about the Australian bushfires... | ||
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| PandaHalo | |
| Birth name | Sarah Cassandra McKenzie |
| AKA | PandaHalo Sarah-Heart[1][2] Cassey Panda[3] |
| Gender | Female |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Spouse | Clyde Cash |
| Children | Penny Cash |
| “ | Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on. | ” |
| Chris, sensitive as ever.[4] | ||
| “ | Kacey: That would be horrible for you to ignore someone being raped like that, Chris... Chris: Yeah, I know. It was hard for me to ignore. |
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| from Kacey Call 23 | ||
Sarah Cassandra Cash (née McKenzie; nicknamed "PandaHalo" and "Sarah-Heart") was Chris's TRUE and HONEST sweetheart in 2008-09 who lived in South Australia before her "fiery death".
History
During the Blanca Saga, PandaHalo continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare his TRUE and HONEST love for Panda on September 24, 2008, through a Sonichu drawing.[5]
Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for sex. Panda really pushed the limits of acceptable behavior, and their conversations show just how gullible Chris can be when china is on the line. A good example is how she verbally abuses Chris while claiming that she's starting to fall in love with Robert Simmons V, occasionally typing extremely obvious and specific insults to Chris and easily passing it off as some kind of bizarre form of Tourette's syndrome, or easily getting Chris to agree to bizarre sex acts, such as convincing him to have sex with a dog for her pleasure (for the record, he says he'd be willing to have sex with a collie, like Lassie)[6]. She managed to obtain the first sexual footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his sexual opinions. He also sent Panda a PSP that was originally intended for Megan. Most religious Australians are liberal Catholics, but Panda claimed to be a very conservative one, challenging Chris' views on premarital sex. He countered that his pastor had said it was permissable, apparently considering the fact that Panda subscribed to a vastly different theology completely invalid.
In a disturbing act of revenge, Clyde Cash flew to Australia and raped Panda.[7] She fell pregnant with Clyde's child, a fact which didn't appear to faze Chris in the slightest. Clyde immediately and generously offered to take care of Panda and their baby in his mansion, whereas Chris subtly pressured Panda into getting an abortion. As Chris was in the middle of lecturing Clyde about forgiveness, he was in an unusually forgiving mood, and actively encouraged Panda to abandon her child to the man who'd raped her so Panda could live with Chris in his parents' house. While Clyde offered to house not only Panda and their child, but Chris as well, his stipulation that Chris would have to get a job nixed that idea. There was also the issue that Clyde's act of rape had gotten Panda addicted to sex (which, as a man who has learned everything he knows about sex from porn, Chris didn't at all question), and she expressed some interest in regular threesomes with Chris and Clyde. In the end, Panda gave Chris an ultimatum: talk to Nintendo to make Sonichu a reality so that Chris could support their future family together, and she would gladly abort Clyde's baby and live with him as his sex-addicted, baby-spewing wife. Failure to do so meant she would live with Clyde in his mansion and raise their child together. Chris, of course, wouldn't put in the effort to get the only two things he had ever truly cared about, and forfeited Panda to Clyde. Shortly after, however, he'd heard about the Australian bushfires...
"Death"
Chris convinced himself that PandaHalo was one of 173 people who died in the Black Saturday bushfires of February 2009, [8] but whether this is true or not shall remain a mystery forever.
In Sonichu #9, the fictional version of PandaHalo met her demise. After her building is "put ablaze," she hurls her Poké Balls out the window to save her Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, Chloe Rosechu and Blazebob Sonichu. After approximately fifteen seconds of mourning, Blazebob reassures Chloe that they need to move on, mirroring Chris's lack of grief after the real Panda's untimely death.
Avenging Panda
It only took a year for him to get around to it, but Chris finally obtained some manner of revenge against Clyde Cash for the rape of PandaHalo in a recent YouTube video. Granted, it was a complete fantasy...but then, so are all of Chris's victories.
Rebirth
In an April 2010 update to the CWCipedia, Chris published a page discussing the women he's known in his life, including Panda. There, he revealed that he no longer believes she is dead. Instead:
| “ | I recently learned that she was still alive, married to Clyde and with healthy child. Even though my memorial dedications were apparently a loss, I wish Sarah and Clyde many happy years in their marriage. | ” |
| Chris, on the CWCipedia. | ||
In recently released e-mails, it was discovered that Clyde was the one who told Chris that Panda had died and that it was a lie to get him away from her. In return, Chris sought to give Panda the PSN accounts he had made for her and held onto for over a year in exchange of proof of this.
Gallery
Sources
See also
- Chloe - A fictional girlfriend Chris made up after Blanca that served as a partial codename for Panda.
- Chris and death
- Chris Sex Logs
- Clyde E-mails
External links
